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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Cordovan circlehead garrison
  11/17/13
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learning disabled haunting potus national security agency
  02/09/14
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rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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Racy seedy jew
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Vigorous violet forum useless brakes
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
At-the-ready Pit Faggot Firefighter
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action
  11/18/13
tp
mint trailer park french chef
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
anal gold home twinkling uncleanness
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Racy seedy jew
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
insanely creepy step-uncle's house rigpig
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
insane church boltzmann
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
coral school cafeteria
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
disturbing smoky university candlestick maker
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Self-absorbed pisswyrm
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
multi-colored center
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Emerald Adventurous Clown Partner
  04/07/16
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Obsidian sneaky criminal sound barrier
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Floppy cuck
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
territorial demanding cruise ship
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Crimson black woman tattoo
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Histrionic crotch
  11/17/13
?
Snowy appetizing regret theatre
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Dashing hilarious state headpube
  11/18/13
Well?
contagious confused space personal credit line
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Cerebral hospital voyeur
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
arousing fighting heaven cuckold
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Racy seedy jew
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
claret wild haunted graveyard native
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
arousing fighting heaven cuckold
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
arousing fighting heaven cuckold
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
arousing fighting heaven cuckold
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
You're done here
Ivory alcoholic business firm roommate
  11/19/13
(idiot)
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
...
peach massive principal's office karate
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
erotic mental disorder
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
peach massive principal's office karate
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
disturbing smoky university candlestick maker
  11/17/13
...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
peach massive principal's office karate
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
deranged brunch windowlicker
  11/17/13
only?
erotic mental disorder
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
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Bisexual razzmatazz elastic band
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Cobalt office
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Carmine nowag locale
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
peach massive principal's office karate
  11/17/13
lol
Carmine nowag locale
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Cobalt office
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
erotic mental disorder
  11/17/13
lmao.
cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action
  11/18/13
cq
high-end ruddy national shitlib
  03/03/24
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mint trailer park french chef
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action
  11/18/13
Underrated
Arrogant hominid
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Cobalt office
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
180 frum goyim main people
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
peach massive principal's office karate
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
doobsian point idea he suggested
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
doobsian point idea he suggested
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
doobsian point idea he suggested
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
doobsian point idea he suggested
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
LOL
insane church boltzmann
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
slap-happy black location old irish cottage
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
claret wild haunted graveyard native
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Embarrassed to the bone sapphire church building
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Tan Naked Tanning Salon Preventive Strike
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
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Arrogant hominid
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
erotic mental disorder
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/17/13
well executed flame
spectacular green stage
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Big greedy orchestra pit
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
beady-eyed buff public bath
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
pea-brained gunner
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
rose codepig sex offender
  11/17/13
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Onyx Glittery Skinny Woman Parlour
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
Hideous giraffe
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Exhilarant fanboi
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Laughsome laser beams
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
wonderful hot lodge deer antler
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Laughsome laser beams
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
awkward mexican crackhouse
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
awkward mexican crackhouse
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Laughsome laser beams
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House-broken address
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
shaky place of business
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Laughsome laser beams
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Hideous giraffe
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Dashing hilarious state headpube
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Rambunctious meetinghouse alpha
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Bisexual razzmatazz elastic band
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
umber crusty corner
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Lime Diverse Rigor
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  11/19/13
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rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Big greedy orchestra pit
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know-it-all new version
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Boyish internet-worthy police squad
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Big greedy orchestra pit
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
rebellious glassy keepsake machete
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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rebellious glassy keepsake machete
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
apoplectic hall kitty cat
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Scarlet Drunken Turdskin
  12/22/14
Uh they do
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rebellious glassy keepsake machete
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Cordovan circlehead garrison

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: learning disabled haunting potus national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49764393)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Racy seedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Vigorous violet forum useless brakes

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pit Faggot Firefighter

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: mint trailer park french chef

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: anal gold home twinkling uncleanness

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Racy seedy jew

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house rigpig

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: insane church boltzmann

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: coral school cafeteria

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: disturbing smoky university candlestick maker

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed pisswyrm

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored center

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Emerald Adventurous Clown Partner

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Obsidian sneaky criminal sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Floppy cuck

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: territorial demanding cruise ship

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Crimson black woman tattoo

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Histrionic crotch

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Snowy appetizing regret theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious state headpube

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: contagious confused space personal credit line

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Cerebral hospital voyeur

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: arousing fighting heaven cuckold

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Racy seedy jew

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: claret wild haunted graveyard native

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: arousing fighting heaven cuckold

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: arousing fighting heaven cuckold

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: arousing fighting heaven cuckold

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Ivory alcoholic business firm roommate

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: peach massive principal's office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: erotic mental disorder

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: peach massive principal's office karate

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: disturbing smoky university candlestick maker

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: peach massive principal's office karate

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: deranged brunch windowlicker

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: erotic mental disorder

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Bisexual razzmatazz elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Cobalt office

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Offensive Sable Hissy Fit Dingle Berry

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Carmine nowag locale

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: peach massive principal's office karate

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Carmine nowag locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Cobalt office

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: erotic mental disorder

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: high-end ruddy national shitlib

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: mint trailer park french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: cowardly antidepressant drug affirmative action

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Arrogant hominid

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac site liquid oxygen

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: apoplectic hall kitty cat

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: fuchsia irradiated genital piercing base

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Cobalt office

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: 180 frum goyim main people

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: peach massive principal's office karate

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: doobsian point idea he suggested

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: doobsian point idea he suggested

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: doobsian point idea he suggested

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: doobsian point idea he suggested

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: insane church boltzmann

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: slap-happy black location old irish cottage

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: claret wild haunted graveyard native

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sapphire church building

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Tan Naked Tanning Salon Preventive Strike

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Gaped Adulterous Nursing Home

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Arrogant hominid

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: erotic mental disorder

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: spectacular green stage

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Big greedy orchestra pit

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed buff public bath

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: pea-brained gunner

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: rose codepig sex offender

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Onyx Glittery Skinny Woman Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Hideous giraffe

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic Marvelous Ape Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Onyx Glittery Skinny Woman Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shimmering Dragon Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant fanboi

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant fanboi

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: wonderful hot lodge deer antler

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: awkward mexican crackhouse

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: awkward mexican crackhouse

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: House-broken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: shaky place of business

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Laughsome laser beams

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Hideous giraffe

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Dashing hilarious state headpube

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious meetinghouse alpha

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: pungent background story

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Cyan Cuckoldry House

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Bisexual razzmatazz elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: umber crusty corner

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Lime Diverse Rigor

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Big greedy orchestra pit

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Free-loading selfie striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: know-it-all new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Boyish internet-worthy police squad

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Big greedy orchestra pit

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Swollen Weed Whacker International Law Enforcement Agency

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Slate dog poop gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Unholy hyperventilating den

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: apoplectic hall kitty cat

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: maniacal flickering school

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Drunken Turdskin

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: razzle blue nibblets volcanic crater

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: apoplectic hall kitty cat

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Topaz submissive rehab immigrant

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: lake flatulent field doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Emerald Adventurous Clown Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Odious halford shrine

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: hairraiser gas station incel

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Magenta Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Emerald Adventurous Clown Partner

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive Degenerate Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Costumed amethyst double fault knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Motley internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Floppy cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: mint trailer park french chef

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine whorehouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: exciting fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: rebellious glassy keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: mint trailer park french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id#49397898)