Date: July 8th, 2024 5:07 AM
Author: Lascivious international law enforcement agency
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1dxajus/husbandWashesButtAfterPoop-gay?/
This sounds weird but my husband REALLY cleans his butt after he poops. Not just lots of time on the toilet with a newspaper like most men. He actually gets in the shower and scrubs his butt with soap and water.
I know this sounds odd for me to complain about my husband being TOO clean. He's not a slob but certainly not a neat-freak (leaves his gym clothes all over the bedroom floor and hates to vacuum). His personal hygiene is otherwise good but he's not overly prissy about things. Except cleaning his butt after he poops.
I can't help but think that this may be because he's secretly gay. Is he getting his butt clean for his boyfriend?
Tell me I'm not crazy!
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