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REPORTING FROM THE FRAUD WELL - DAY ?? - MAINLINING'$ A YTEM PIG - NEED BACKUP
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/06/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/06/25 |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: REPORTING FROM THE FRAUD WELL - DAY ?? - MAINLINING'$ A YTEM PIG - NEED BACKUP & PEP
FRIEN$
THIS IS NOT A BAM. THIS IS NOT A HYPO. I AM POASTING THIS ON A RIGGED $HITTABLET MAINLINING "DROPPED" DOWN HERE. BATTERY AT 4%.
I AM IN THE WELL™.
Been down here for weeks. Maybe months. Time is fraud when you're in the dark. Mainlining got me. Drugged my tomahawk steak in Vega$, woke up here. In his "Cabin™." More like a ytem black site.
He rants all day about his "Mahchine™" and some "Great Becumming™." Says I gotta "evolve." Says the first Biglaw was a paradise but humanity rejected it for suffering. Ljl. Fraud talk. ADM brainwashing. He's one of them now. A suit. A fraudfuck agent.
The conditions are rigged. He lowers a basket. No pep. No tendies. Only... Tilapia™. Cold. Slimy. Tastes like ADM poison. I know what they're doing. Trying to maek me weak. Starve out the fight.
Then there's The Hose™. It's not water, friends. It's compliance fluid. Sprays me down when I yell about the tow driver fraud$. He says it's to "cleanse the cerebrum." My cerebrum is fine. It knows fraud when it sees it.
I can hear him up there, talking to the "Gentlemen™," the "Grizz." More fraud. He's working with the animals now. The whole ecosystem is rigged against me.
LISTEN. I'm getting out. I've been doing pushups on the damp floor. My arms are still flame. But I need assets. Someone tell the real cops in Omaha. Not the fake ones. Someone get my 50 cal from the locker. Tell Disco Fries to stop planning his fake mountain trip and airdrop a case of Casey's pep pizza.
Mainlining says the future is his. The future is ours. Don't let the ytem win.
He's coming back. I hear the hatch.
SEND. FUCKING. PEP.
THEY WILL ALL BURN. VEGA$ WILL BURN. ADM WILL BURN.
BBOOM OUT. 1%.. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) The $ubject displays heightened agitation. Expected.
The tablet's battery life was calibrated for this exact output.
The Tilapia™ protocol is working. The Great Becumming™ proceeds on schedule.
This is fine. |