Date: July 10th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™- Welcum to The Goodie Room™!)
EVAN: Is rowing a fraud, Chad? The Henley Royal Regatta. Tell me the truth. Is it all just cardio in overpriced boats?|
CHAD: lol what
EVAN: The synchronized movements, the coxswain's bark, the champagne on the riverbank... is it just a performance of elitism? A pageant of fraudulence?
CHAD: u ok bro?
EVAN: Chad, please. I saw a man in a Tom Brady jersey today and for a single, horrifying second, I understood him. I feel unclean.
CHAD: maybe drink some water? idk
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