Date: March 29th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Butter Man
First year I realized I wasn’t getting biglaw. So i met this fugazi shyster lawyer who hired me as a law student intern $15 an hour. Millionaire with like 10 attorneys and still too cheap to pay for westlaw so he wanted a law student password. I was like how am I gonna work for you they limit it to 20 hours.
He looked at me confused. Basically said kid you’re never gonna make it in this world if you don’t bend certain rules. Let me doctor the payroll paperwork if you’re so concerned.
Never went to class, just went to finals. Got 3.4 and top 1/3 of class.
I worked for him all 2 and a half rest of the years. He hired me post law school. Left him after 2 years because my student loans were ridiculous. Needed PSLF. Worked for a government agency that he had a contract with. Made $250k the each of the last years I worked there, got PSLF ($300k forgiven lmao).
Then I left that agency and a shitlaw partner with him and his other guy. On pace to make over a million this year.
Lmao at the legal rebel gatekeepers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851220&forum_id=2...id#49778588)