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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
Motley depressive
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
Slate Chad Chapel
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Beta Bateful Pozpig
  05/13/26
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  05/13/26
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Adulterous marvelous mexican
  05/13/26
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slippery narrow-minded knife home
  05/13/26
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Pearl institution weed whacker
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
canary internet-worthy school
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
Motley depressive
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
canary internet-worthy school
  05/13/26
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Adulterous marvelous mexican
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Clear Address
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Metal contagious public bath
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
Cocky people who are hurt crotch
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
Adulterous marvelous mexican
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Brindle disrespectful newt
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Mint quadroon stage
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Galvanic Field Jew
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Brindle disrespectful newt
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
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  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Motley depressive

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Slate Chad Chapel

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Beta Bateful Pozpig

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious keepsake machete forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Adulterous marvelous mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: slippery narrow-minded knife home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Pearl institution weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: canary internet-worthy school

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Motley depressive

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: canary internet-worthy school

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Adulterous marvelous mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Clear Address

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Metal contagious public bath

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Cocky people who are hurt crotch

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Adulterous marvelous mexican

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Brindle disrespectful newt

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Mint quadroon stage

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Field Jew

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Brindle disrespectful newt

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: charismatic saffron parlor affirmative action

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id#49885250)