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Hypo: $10M to be dropped on Kamchatka Peninsula with open jar of peanut butter

You will be dropped randomly on the Kamchatka Peninsula. You...
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
no
Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry
  06/28/24
Why not? What if it's $25M?
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
i can't spend $5 if I'm in a giant bear's stomach
Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry
  06/28/24
No
Slippery Chapel Shitlib
  06/28/24
Fill the bag with bear spray
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
lol bear spray doesn't work like bug spray - it's only usabl...
Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry
  06/28/24
You could get to the coast (and probably a road) within a fe...
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
"It's not that big" Kamchatka is essentially th...
Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry
  06/28/24
Peanut butter does not smell at refrigeration temps
Electric partner
  06/28/24
assuming the hypo is truly random, you have about 40% of the...
Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry
  06/28/24
Yes
Electric partner
  06/28/24
hopefully its not the dead of winter, but yes.
black curious school
  06/28/24
180
mind-boggling tank
  06/28/24
Easy fucking hypo yes
balding wonderful weed whacker boistinker
  06/28/24
I know nothing of the outdoors so I'm not really picking up ...
indigo business firm mediation
  06/28/24
You're going to get in everywhere you apply
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
Of course, ljl at anyone who would turn this down
appetizing kitchen legal warrant
  06/28/24
What are you bringing in your bag? How confident are you?
Talented stage headpube
  06/28/24
Jar in bear can…too easy bro…lots of bear spra...
balding wonderful weed whacker boistinker
  06/28/24
I’m gay
mind-boggling tank
  06/28/24


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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

You will be dropped randomly on the Kamchatka Peninsula. You can bring with you anything you want that fits inside a standard, 60L camping backpack, except no communications or navigation equipment, no maps, no signaling devices, and no means of transport (e.g., an inflatable raft).

Until you leave Kamchatka, you must carry with you a full, open 32 oz jar of peanut butter. When you're not on the move, you can put it down, but it must always be within a foot of you, including in your tent if you have one and in your sleeping bag if you have one.

You will be given a valid passport with a valid visa for Russia.

If you make it back to the US, you get $10M. Do you accept?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789221)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789258)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

Why not? What if it's $25M?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789264)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry

i can't spend $5 if I'm in a giant bear's stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789284)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Slippery Chapel Shitlib

No

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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

Fill the bag with bear spray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789283)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry

lol bear spray doesn't work like bug spray - it's only usable when an attack is in progress.

so you'll never sleep.

a bear can smell a peanut butter sandwich from 1 km away, so one can assume it would be easier to smell 60x that much from even further.

you'd be dead in days, if not hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789340)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

You could get to the coast (and probably a road) within a few days from most places on the peninsula. It's not that big.

Bears also don't come in swinging. Get in your tent, if you hear a bear sniffing around, come out blasting. Simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789426)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry

"It's not that big"

Kamchatka is essentially the size of Florida and Georgia combined. It's a random drop presumably in random weather. Is it possible I can get to a coast or a road within a few days? Sure. Is it also possible I have an 80-mile hike in mountain terrain in the winter? Yep, and probably more likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789478)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Electric partner

Peanut butter does not smell at refrigeration temps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789578)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring buff genital piercing dingle berry

assuming the hypo is truly random, you have about 40% of the year where that isn't applicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789598)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Electric partner

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789281)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: black curious school

hopefully its not the dead of winter, but yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789287)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling tank

180

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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: balding wonderful weed whacker boistinker

Easy fucking hypo yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789294)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: indigo business firm mediation

I know nothing of the outdoors so I'm not really picking up on the whole peanut butter thing. Are the people on the island desperate for western goods? I'd take the deal. I'm always down for an adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789300)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

You're going to get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789307)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: appetizing kitchen legal warrant

Of course, ljl at anyone who would turn this down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789364)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Talented stage headpube

What are you bringing in your bag? How confident are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47790746)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: balding wonderful weed whacker boistinker

Jar in bear can…too easy bro…lots of bear spray and fog horn and a starlink to post. So easy. This some Biden ass shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789375)



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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling tank

I’m gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547223&forum_id=2...id#47789571)