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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
lascivious territorial athletic conference
  04/05/26
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bateful opaque casino boiling water
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
lascivious territorial athletic conference
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
embarrassed to the bone mexican
  04/05/26
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vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig
  04/05/26
Lol
Bright Idiotic Den
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
razzmatazz buck-toothed volcanic crater brunch
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
razzmatazz buck-toothed volcanic crater brunch
  04/05/26
...
lascivious territorial athletic conference
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Comical At-the-ready Filthpig
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
bateful opaque casino boiling water
  04/05/26
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Orange Mother Crackhouse
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
twisted water buffalo
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
spectacular bawdyhouse black woman
  04/05/26
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galvanic location
  04/05/26
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Arousing yapping cuck
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Wild Brindle Bbw
  04/05/26
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Turquoise forum skinny woman
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Wild Brindle Bbw
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Bisexual windowlicker jew
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
wonderful background story turdskin
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Learning Disabled Copper Juggernaut School
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Fragrant Dark Institution Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Kink-friendly giraffe
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
crawly base
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
wonderful background story turdskin
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Fragrant Dark Institution Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
crawly base
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
galvanic location
  04/05/26
...
lascivious territorial athletic conference
  04/05/26
...
cobalt effete parlour
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Bisexual windowlicker jew
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
crawly base
  04/05/26
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vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig
  04/05/26
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vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig
  04/05/26
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Apoplectic jet-lagged weed whacker market
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Apoplectic jet-lagged weed whacker market
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
laughsome rehab gunner
  04/05/26
...
lascivious territorial athletic conference
  04/05/26
...
embarrassed to the bone mexican
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Wine Reading Party Spot
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Bisexual windowlicker jew
  04/05/26
...
crawly base
  04/05/26
...
Passionate carmine hairy legs plaza
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Ruddy narrow-minded selfie idiot
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
embarrassed to the bone mexican
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
hyperventilating stage milk
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: lascivious territorial athletic conference

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bateful opaque casino boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: lascivious territorial athletic conference

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Bright Idiotic Den

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed volcanic crater brunch

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed volcanic crater brunch

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: lascivious territorial athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Comical At-the-ready Filthpig

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: bateful opaque casino boiling water

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Orange Mother Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: twisted water buffalo

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse black woman

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: galvanic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Arousing yapping cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Wild Brindle Bbw

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Turquoise forum skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Wild Brindle Bbw

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual windowlicker jew

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: wonderful background story turdskin

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Copper Juggernaut School

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Fragrant Dark Institution Old Irish Cottage

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Kink-friendly giraffe

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: crawly base

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: wonderful background story turdskin

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Dark Institution Old Irish Cottage

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: crawly base

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: galvanic location

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: lascivious territorial athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: cobalt effete parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Bisexual windowlicker jew

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: crawly base

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vibrant splenetic meetinghouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged weed whacker market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic jet-lagged weed whacker market

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: laughsome rehab gunner

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: lascivious territorial athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Wine Reading Party Spot

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Bisexual windowlicker jew

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: crawly base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Passionate carmine hairy legs plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Ruddy narrow-minded selfie idiot

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: hyperventilating stage milk

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49812165)