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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
big fighting station
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
topaz den
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
glassy house-broken pistol
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
big fighting station
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
glassy house-broken pistol
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
dashing blood rage
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That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
big fighting station
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
dashing blood rage
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
big fighting station
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
dashing blood rage
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: big fighting station

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: topaz den

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bisexual genital piercing stain



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Cordovan meetinghouse

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Cordovan meetinghouse

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating property faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: glassy house-broken pistol

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: big fighting station

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: glassy house-broken pistol

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: big fighting station

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Erotic Locus Private Investor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling yellow half-breed

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: big fighting station

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: big fighting station

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating property faggot firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: vermilion charismatic regret

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sickened menage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Insecure Blathering Theater Stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: topaz den

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sickened menage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: zippy cerebral stag film codepig

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: topaz den

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: big fighting station

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: vigorous insane laser beams area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: slap-happy bipolar library puppy

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Nighttime old irish cottage antidepressant drug

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Racy Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: big fighting station

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: big fighting station

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Nighttime old irish cottage antidepressant drug

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Duck-like blue foreskin

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: gold shivering parlor shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: cracking pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: glassy house-broken pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Histrionic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: harsh deer antler bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Sickened menage

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed claret ape whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: jet odious giraffe indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Floppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: trip impressive international law enforcement agency shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: slate 180 brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Sapphire multi-colored windowlicker french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Floppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mauve tank therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mauve tank therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: galvanic point round eye

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Racy Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: avocado institution black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Duck-like blue foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Flesh electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: harsh deer antler bawdyhouse

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Thriller garnet orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mauve tank therapy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Gay pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: angry school cafeteria organic girlfriend

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Excitant State People Who Are Hurt

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Brass principal's office

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Duck-like blue foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: harsh deer antler bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Salmon zombie-like famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac alpha

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Bateful mental disorder

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Naked Legend

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy locale internal respiration

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Underhanded lascivious market

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: misunderstood son of senegal nursing home

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Laughsome canary voyeur step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: cowardly place of business

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: vibrant boltzmann doctorate

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: poppy abode love of her life

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: dashing blood rage

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: poppy abode love of her life

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: cowardly place of business

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Boyish university

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating property faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Navy set fortuitous meteor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: harsh deer antler bawdyhouse

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: self-centered elastic band

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious parlour goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Bronze learning disabled boistinker public bath

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: pea-brained azure ratface quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: anal bistre milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Cordovan meetinghouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Bearded Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Bearded Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Peach ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Maroon trailer park background story

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Underhanded lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded brunch

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coldplay fan weed whacker

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coldplay fan weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: ungodly wagecucks lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: heady overrated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: gold shivering parlor shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: aquamarine dysfunction rehab

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring striped hyena range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: aquamarine dysfunction rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: aquamarine dysfunction rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic aqua gaming laptop sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Aromatic slimy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Swollen casino

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: big fighting station

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Sepia athletic conference theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Motley turdskin

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Mahogany field rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: gold shivering parlor shitlib

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Underhanded lascivious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: violet well-lubricated roast beef prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Adventurous heaven

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Diverse Marketing Idea Crotch

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Smoky azn

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: grizzly crackhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: grizzly crackhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: disrespectful church

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Flushed Indecent Church Building Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Sick school really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Fluffy ladyboy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: heady overrated chapel

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Glittery pozpig hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: grizzly crackhouse legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Lake macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Lake macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Bronze learning disabled boistinker public bath

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Marvelous bespoke stead

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Hairless stock car

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Floppy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: hot cream haunted graveyard ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Hairless stock car

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: hot cream haunted graveyard ceo

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Hairless stock car

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Hairless stock car

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Mahogany field rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Hateful liquid oxygen hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: high-end appetizing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted crusty space

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: trip impressive international law enforcement agency shrine

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Crawly Wonderful Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Dun base

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Titillating Stage Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: french jew

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Aromatic slimy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: idiotic corner

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Maize associate

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: bisexual genital piercing stain

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone queen of the night

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077482)