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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: dun parlour puppy

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cracking theater

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: big-titted nibblets bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: diverse zippy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: yellow hyperventilating tank

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: yellow hyperventilating tank

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: insecure spectacular clown cruise ship

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: insecure spectacular clown cruise ship

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Shaky alpha fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: impressive startled preventive strike azn

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cracking theater

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Gunner Parlor

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping point hominid

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant outnumbered menage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: dun parlour puppy

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping point hominid



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cerise Vigorous Business Firm Karate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: dun parlour puppy

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: house-broken self-centered mood goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated cocky pistol liquid oxygen

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: erotic gaping queen of the night

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cracking theater

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: cracking theater

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: erotic gaping queen of the night

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: cracking theater

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cracking theater

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: cracking theater

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: peach boiling water

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: cracking theater

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: fighting violent church place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: insecure spectacular clown cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: trip costumed private investor knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Racy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: electric state

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: vibrant nofapping point hominid

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: mustard locus gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Jade Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: coral apoplectic tattoo corner



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: chrome temple circlehead



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Hairless coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: curious love of her life



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Naked old irish cottage crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: chrome temple circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Glittery Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Glittery Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Sable Elastic Band

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: peach boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Really Tough Guy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: electric state

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: dashing ruby affirmative action digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Glittery Home

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aqua mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: cracking theater

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: pearl main people

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cracking theater

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: cracking theater

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: appetizing box office foreskin

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: peach boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: electric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: talented sooty codepig field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Know-it-all University

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Grizzly Giraffe Cuckoldry

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: nudist stirring pozpig

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: nubile wild wagecucks

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: mischievous market pervert

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Snowy public bath sex offender

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: big-titted nibblets bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Slate stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Wonderful irate hissy fit hairy legs

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: rebellious haunting center striped hyena

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: fishy fortuitous meteor

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Azure laughsome brunch organic girlfriend

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: fishy fortuitous meteor

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Wonderful irate hissy fit hairy legs

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Beta stimulating school cafeteria

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cheese-eating roommate



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Dark base ape

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: electric state

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Shimmering kitchen

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring resort



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: copper stage toilet seat

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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: yellow hyperventilating tank

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Slimy charismatic trailer park selfie



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Slimy charismatic trailer park selfie



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream milk



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: pearly cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: mischievous market pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling stag film french chef

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral step-uncle's house prole

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral step-uncle's house prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: excitant learning disabled orchestra pit faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: big-titted nibblets bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Emerald hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: fighting violent church place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: rusted idiot pit

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: lilac hot tanning salon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: green flirting property ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: rusted idiot pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: rusted idiot pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: frum marketing idea coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: lilac hot tanning salon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pontificating bistre community account skinny woman

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Deep Concupiscible Chapel Roast Beef

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: floppy crotch hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Poppy Party Of The First Part

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: clear indecent sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: fighting violent church place of business

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: mischievous market pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: domesticated area persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Startling awkward piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Comical stead

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Arrogant theater stage mother

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: onyx buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Plum hairraiser corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Plum hairraiser corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Chocolate sound barrier institution

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: geriatric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: brindle rigor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Amethyst odious son of senegal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Emerald hospital

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Underhanded whorehouse

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Plum hairraiser corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Motley maize national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Motley maize national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: copper stage toilet seat

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: high-end obsidian legend

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Lascivious generalized bond

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: chrome temple circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: bright principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Lascivious generalized bond

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: bright principal's office

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Lascivious generalized bond

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Lascivious generalized bond

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: clear indecent sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Heady light blood rage lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Titillating Internet-worthy Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: sinister black woman

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Hairless coldplay fan

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Vermilion hall cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Startling awkward piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: adulterous iridescent native

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating bat-shit-crazy plaza jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: White people who are hurt set

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: lilac hot tanning salon mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Lemon spot

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: aromatic fantasy-prone school juggernaut

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: diverse zippy ticket booth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077482)