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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Flickering sinister mad-dog skullcap telephone

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083474)



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Author: irradiated pearl cuckold trust fund



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria masturbator

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria masturbator

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: frisky abnormal gay wizard



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: shaky angry casino

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: shaky angry casino

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Bright stirring fanboi plaza



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous lay

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: frisky abnormal gay wizard



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: slippery spectacular stage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: stubborn chapel

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cerise vivacious wrinkle

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Flickering sinister mad-dog skullcap telephone

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: stubborn chapel



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Onyx supple school

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Flickering sinister mad-dog skullcap telephone

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Walnut abode juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Racy cumskin

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Passionate tantric kitty cat

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Vermilion Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Passionate tantric kitty cat

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Jet Vengeful Toaster Hell

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: offensive olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: offensive olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Drunken Slimy Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: shaky angry casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Buff awkward site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: motley coiffed shrine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: scarlet autistic orchestra pit round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: stubborn chapel

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Indecent Stimulating Newt Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed chartreuse state depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Histrionic internet-worthy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Appetizing frum resort becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: lake hairraiser pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Aggressive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: copper menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Appetizing frum resort becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Ruby Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Ruby Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: dun wonderful athletic conference theater

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Vermilion Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: bipolar razzle headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Jet Vengeful Toaster Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Turquoise Maniacal Base Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: scarlet autistic orchestra pit round eye

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: duck-like razzmatazz hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Ruby Sanctuary

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: learning disabled drab meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Talented Goyim

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Topaz Stead

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Bateful Hyperventilating Field Bbw

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Jet Vengeful Toaster Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: scarlet autistic orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: grizzly doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: vigorous sweet tailpipe

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Arrogant national shitlib

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Opaque faggot firefighter stock car

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cuckoldry

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: amber crackhouse

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: disgusting demanding national security agency genital piercing

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Sooty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Crusty jade crotch public bath

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: White pit

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Maize misanthropic institution yarmulke

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Heady Cowardly Affirmative Action

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Maize misanthropic institution yarmulke

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Crusty jade crotch public bath

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Cracking temple fat ankles

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: frisky abnormal gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ebony set immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: scarlet autistic orchestra pit round eye

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Shimmering Hot Famous Landscape Painting

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: chestnut box office place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: galvanic thirsty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: At-the-ready school cafeteria masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Alcoholic odious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: pink church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic odious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Naked Old Irish Cottage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: glittery sneaky criminal cuck

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: amber crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bearded cerebral generalized bond friendly grandma

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: offensive olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Fluffy Beady-eyed Property Chad

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Beady-eyed Property Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed medicated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: ocher church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Sepia Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Drunken Slimy Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Boyish deranged locus

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Sick garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: pea-brained market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Boyish deranged locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Boyish deranged locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Obsidian metal rigpig coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Sick garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Aqua godawful antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone parlor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Spruce idiotic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant flesh love of her life

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling heaven ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: offensive olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: offensive olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Drunken Slimy Stain

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: amber crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: aromatic transparent location trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling macaca hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: fishy insanely creepy parlour

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: offensive olive nibblets

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: salmon sex offender locale

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: orchid thriller codepig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: orchid thriller codepig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring mauve theater stage roommate

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sienna ticket booth liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Dull dead partner kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: pink church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Sepia Space

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: milky startling skinny woman

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: orchid thriller codepig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: hairless fear-inspiring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: hairless fear-inspiring tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: chestnut box office place of business

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: umber indirect expression foreskin

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Appetizing frum resort becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Charismatic Factory Reset Button Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Charismatic Factory Reset Button Puppy

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Peach well-lubricated library

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling heaven ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: big university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Nighttime House Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Brindle Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: exciting step-uncle's house mental disorder

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: lake hairraiser pozpig

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle canary therapy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling macaca hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: slate titillating haunted graveyard

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Geriatric curious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible pocket flask

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Sick garrison boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Lime Regret

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: bonkers trailer park

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: irradiated pearl cuckold trust fund

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling macaca hissy fit

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49363699)