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ways in which biglaw is like a war movie

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brai...
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the hand...
Mint laser beams
  07/15/25
Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline? Lance: ...
Mint laser beams
  07/15/25
wow
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
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Buff goyim resort
  07/16/25
summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
all the key roles are played by jews
pearly disrespectful menage nibblets
  07/15/25
boomers, actually
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of coun...
hilarious stage fat ankles
  07/15/25
wrong thread brother
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups ...
Mint laser beams
  07/15/25
brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering ...
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the c...
Razzmatazz clear point
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underhanded theater stage
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irradiated turquoise school cafeteria
  07/15/25
walking to the partners office always felt like Willard goin...
wild curious athletic conference
  07/15/25
DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!
underhanded theater stage
  07/15/25
The horror…the horror
Motley Reading Party Digit Ratio
  07/15/25
Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there&r...
Beady-eyed splenetic church building jewess
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underhanded theater stage
  07/16/25
my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood br...
opaque philosopher-king
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Mint laser beams

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mint laser beams

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103653)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: Buff goyim resort



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: pearly disrespectful menage nibblets

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: hilarious stage fat ankles

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Mint laser beams

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103757)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz clear point

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: irradiated turquoise school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: wild curious athletic conference

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: underhanded theater stage

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Motley Reading Party Digit Ratio

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed splenetic church building jewess

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: underhanded theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49105042)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: opaque philosopher-king

my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2...id#49104512)