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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
abnormal milk
  04/05/26
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fighting obsidian piazza selfie
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
abnormal milk
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Azure police squad
  04/05/26
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free-loading startled office elastic band
  04/05/26
Lol
soggy spot windowlicker
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Floppy milky theater stage lettuce
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Floppy milky theater stage lettuce
  04/05/26
...
abnormal milk
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Laughsome sable ape
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
fighting obsidian piazza selfie
  04/05/26
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pearl prole
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
dull idea he suggested stage
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
aphrodisiac very tactful lay internal respiration
  04/05/26
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Ivory roommate knife
  04/05/26
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carnelian shivering hell mexican
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
irradiated harsh dog poop
  04/05/26
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doobsian hairraiser location candlestick maker
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
irradiated harsh dog poop
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Cobalt Address Double Fault
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Mind-boggling marketing idea
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Well-lubricated beady-eyed resort sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Fragrant messiness
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
razzle-dazzle sound barrier electric furnace
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Chestnut business firm cuck
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Mind-boggling marketing idea
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Fragrant messiness
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Chestnut business firm cuck
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Ivory roommate knife
  04/05/26
...
abnormal milk
  04/05/26
...
clear bearded meetinghouse
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Cobalt Address Double Fault
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Chestnut business firm cuck
  04/05/26
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free-loading startled office elastic band
  04/05/26
...
free-loading startled office elastic band
  04/05/26
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At-the-ready Glittery Roast Beef Jew
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
At-the-ready Glittery Roast Beef Jew
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
walnut giraffe volcanic crater
  04/05/26
...
abnormal milk
  04/05/26
...
Azure police squad
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Talented half-breed pit
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Cobalt Address Double Fault
  04/05/26
...
Chestnut business firm cuck
  04/05/26
...
hot mint orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  04/06/26
Pls respond
passionate aquamarine space
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Azure police squad
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: abnormal milk

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: fighting obsidian piazza selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: abnormal milk

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Azure police squad

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: free-loading startled office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: soggy spot windowlicker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Floppy milky theater stage lettuce

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Floppy milky theater stage lettuce

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: abnormal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome sable ape

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: fighting obsidian piazza selfie

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: pearl prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: dull idea he suggested stage

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac very tactful lay internal respiration

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Ivory roommate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: carnelian shivering hell mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: irradiated harsh dog poop

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: doobsian hairraiser location candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: irradiated harsh dog poop

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Cobalt Address Double Fault

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling marketing idea

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated beady-eyed resort sneaky criminal

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Fragrant messiness

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier electric furnace

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm cuck

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling marketing idea

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Fragrant messiness

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm cuck

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Ivory roommate knife

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: abnormal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: clear bearded meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Address Double Fault

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm cuck

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: free-loading startled office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: free-loading startled office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Glittery Roast Beef Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready Glittery Roast Beef Jew

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: walnut giraffe volcanic crater

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: abnormal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Azure police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Talented half-breed pit

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Address Double Fault

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chestnut business firm cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: hot mint orchestra pit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: passionate aquamarine space

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Azure police squad

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Cerebral ungodly chapel generalized bond

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id#49812165)