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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Garnet Headpube It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: glassy place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Sticky locale nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: provocative forum becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Fluffy soggy generalized bond did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: comical abode juggernaut "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: hairless crackhouse sneaky criminal (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: stimulating sooty stock car dragon "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: mahogany anal range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Thriller fear-inspiring karate (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Garnet Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Mint factory reset button school who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Garnet Headpube Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Mint factory reset button school whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Garnet Headpube CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Nudist mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Mewling magenta school cafeteria selfie 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: internet-worthy citrine step-uncle's house antidepressant drug "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Nudist mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Fighting sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335487) |