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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  06/30/25
wow lol
razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water
  06/30/25
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impressive lascivious range
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
very tactful soul-stirring senate new version
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
walnut piazza
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Cordovan deranged brethren
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Insanely Creepy Crotch Dopamine
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Cordovan deranged brethren
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Thirsty ruddy yarmulke genital piercing
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Ebony mood wrinkle
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
sooty goyim business firm
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
curious box office
  06/30/25
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Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Buff Angry Address Blood Rage
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Slimy umber voyeur principal's office
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Crimson Adulterous Dog Poop
  06/30/25
...
Insanely Creepy Crotch Dopamine
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Thirsty ruddy yarmulke genital piercing
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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  07/01/25
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Slimy umber voyeur principal's office
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Rose Hominid
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Mustard cracking mexican
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
chest-beating regret doctorate
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
dead ungodly center
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
lilac forum
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
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  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: impressive lascivious range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: very tactful soul-stirring senate new version

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: walnut piazza

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Cordovan deranged brethren

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crotch Dopamine

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Cordovan deranged brethren

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Thirsty ruddy yarmulke genital piercing

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive boiling water

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Ebony mood wrinkle

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: sooty goyim business firm

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: curious box office

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Sienna Abnormal Elastic Band Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Buff Angry Address Blood Rage

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Slimy umber voyeur principal's office

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Crimson Adulterous Dog Poop

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Crotch Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Thirsty ruddy yarmulke genital piercing

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful maroon karate site

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Slimy umber voyeur principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Rose Hominid

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Mustard cracking mexican

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: chest-beating regret doctorate

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: dead ungodly center

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: lilac forum

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: carnelian glittery library ape

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)