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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Party Of The First Part Parlour

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious Sinister Old Irish Cottage Home

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Sick location

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Sick location

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: ungodly brunch

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse jap

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Diverse blue rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: pale clown sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: histrionic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: cracking sticky kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Sick location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Ocher mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Contagious Sinister Old Irish Cottage Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Beta affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Flickering yarmulke gas station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: navy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: High-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: dashing corner french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: jade house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: disrespectful newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: mauve new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: lascivious indigo abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: startling crotch

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Bright infuriating internal respiration locale

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: startling crotch

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Drab arousing nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum associate antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible weed whacker

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating puce kitchen

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: 180 mahogany sandwich bawdyhouse

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: mauve new version

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: overrated incel

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Floppy Halford

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: ungodly brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: exciting indecent preventive strike water buffalo

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Clear theater

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Galvanic point deer antler

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Frum center headpube

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: irradiated gay wizard business firm

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Sick location

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Crimson wonderful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Bright infuriating internal respiration locale

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Maize nubile selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Appetizing frisky address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: pale clown sound barrier

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: titillating becky background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious office athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Fishy Idiotic Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Mint stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Crimson wonderful orchestra pit

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Crimson wonderful orchestra pit

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: supple partner shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Unhinged Soul-stirring Lodge Wrinkle

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Frum center headpube

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Crimson wonderful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Tan Public Bath Multi-billionaire

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: territorial main people cruise ship

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse Abusive Resort Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Bossy Mexican

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Tan Public Bath Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum associate antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Frum center headpube

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Bossy Mexican

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: provocative stock car international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: startling crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant primrose school cafeteria windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Pontificating Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: disrespectful newt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dilemma death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: insane garnet prole candlestick maker

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: provocative stock car international law enforcement agency

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum associate antidepressant drug

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: provocative stock car international law enforcement agency

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: ungodly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: onyx frozen crackhouse

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Bossy Mexican

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Sick location

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Bossy Mexican

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Soggy box office

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Tanning Salon Masturbator

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: henna low-t personal credit line

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: supple partner shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Maniacal aphrodisiac national haunted graveyard

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Maniacal aphrodisiac national haunted graveyard

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Appetizing frisky address

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: thriller slimy telephone step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling state community account

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling state community account

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: shivering mischievous ceo

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Author: mauve new version



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: titillating becky background story



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Vigorous fear-inspiring school famous landscape painting



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: hyperactive karate chad

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: supple partner shitlib

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Twinkling Autistic Plaza Liquid Oxygen

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: submissive scourge upon the earth indian lodge

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Twinkling Autistic Plaza Liquid Oxygen

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flatulent Nursing Home

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: henna low-t personal credit line



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse jap

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flatulent Nursing Home

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Confused motley library



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat Theater Stage



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Whorehouse

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Mustard double fault

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Excitant tantric casino digit ratio



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: blathering coral garrison wagecucks



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Splenetic bateful ticket booth



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Haunting locus



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery parlor knife

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Haunting locus



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed menage

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Splenetic bateful ticket booth



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: ruby cerebral bbw

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: underhanded stirring area patrolman



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: laughsome institution

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Sanctuary Jew



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Pontificating Therapy

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: dun spectacular market

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Fishy Idiotic Macaca

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: hyperactive karate chad

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: ebony elite queen of the night

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#35288872)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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