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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Comical new version

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled ivory office sneaky criminal



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Diverse lemon indian lodge

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Diverse lemon indian lodge

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: silver yapping legal warrant

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Big lilac point

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Excitant site

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: rusted reading party wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Bright floppy shitlib pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Chocolate Galvanic Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse lemon indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Avocado trip menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Violet bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Odious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Beta milk sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Beta milk sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Burgundy set

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Beta milk sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: brilliant vibrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: mewling adventurous box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: disturbing house-broken giraffe weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: glittery tanning salon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: zombie-like swashbuckling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Sepia charismatic stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Spruce Impertinent Love Of Her Life Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: pontificating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled ivory office sneaky criminal

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: boyish amber school cafeteria yarmulke

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled ivory office sneaky criminal

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: thriller parlor messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: ungodly apoplectic piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: magenta headpube french chef

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired bull headed goyim

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: cream drunken death wish

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Spruce Impertinent Love Of Her Life Therapy

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: claret idea he suggested locus

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling narrow-minded travel guidebook

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: silver yapping legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: iridescent state roast beef

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: light center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating khaki quadroon

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Sticky hairraiser dilemma mediation

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Electric Ruby Community Account

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Vigorous lavender filthpig principal's office

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Diverse lemon indian lodge

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Blue at-the-ready knife university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: boyish amber school cafeteria yarmulke

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: free-loading striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Balding startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: rusted reading party wagecucks

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Shaky Cerebral Area Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: racy hot institution chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: brilliant vibrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: exciting rambunctious party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Orchid elastic band cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: passionate telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Blue at-the-ready knife university

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Blue at-the-ready knife university

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: drab dashing temple keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac godawful legend trump supporter

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Electric Ruby Community Account

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Blue at-the-ready knife university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: idiotic yellow jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Maize Corner

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: awkward arousing brunch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: cerise medicated kitty forum

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: idiotic yellow jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: ungodly apoplectic piazza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Electric Ruby Community Account

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: cerise medicated kitty forum

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Learning disabled ivory office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Sable vengeful orchestra pit fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Infuriating bisexual fortuitous meteor sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Sepia charismatic stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: jet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: passionate telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Charcoal Station Regret

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit son of senegal

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: ungodly apoplectic piazza mental disorder

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Histrionic hissy fit son of senegal

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: silver yapping legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: saffron location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: exhilarant masturbator

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: cerise medicated kitty forum

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Diverse lemon indian lodge

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: cerise medicated kitty forum

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: bossy crawly toilet seat cuckold

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: passionate telephone generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: arrogant boistinker

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: federal dingle berry

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: drab dashing temple keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Ocher Public Bath Goal In Life

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Ocher Public Bath Goal In Life

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Balding startling plaza

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: misanthropic lascivious church building internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Mauve pea-brained genital piercing

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Mauve pea-brained genital piercing

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Snowy Home Really Tough Guy

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: vivacious garnet stead feces

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Abnormal Range National Security Agency

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
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SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
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This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

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Author: brilliant vibrant property

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
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Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

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