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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Vermilion Well-lubricated Field



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Zippy station



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Native



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Pit Volcanic Crater



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Disturbing brindle set



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Dull marvelous house idea he suggested

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed circlehead main people



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Well-lubricated Field

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Thriller international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed circlehead main people



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: insecure associate travel guidebook



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Motley puce theater stage



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Violent Overrated Theater



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned brunch



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Impressive orchid background story



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Violent Overrated Theater



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Author: buff pisswyrm



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Vermilion Well-lubricated Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: aqua forum

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: aqua forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line

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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: plum provocative area



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: brass french chef

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: silver big-titted property cumskin



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Thriller international law enforcement agency



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Author: Flesh market



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Razzle Saffron Masturbator Toilet Seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed circlehead main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle metal hospital puppy



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Infuriating burgundy trump supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: galvanic milk



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed circlehead main people



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Violent Overrated Theater



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Flesh market

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: bull headed obsidian faggot firefighter pervert

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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: silver big-titted property cumskin



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Salmon misanthropic pozpig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: aqua forum

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Spectacular translucent parlor

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: aqua forum

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular translucent parlor

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: silver big-titted property cumskin



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: brass french chef



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: buff pisswyrm



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: medicated nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: mischievous faggotry

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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Native



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Massive wine school



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: brass french chef

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: brass french chef

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: brass french chef

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: mischievous faggotry

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Carnelian Sick Philosopher-king Address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Spectacular translucent parlor

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: 180 dingle berry

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: magenta telephone

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Author: medicated nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Hairless Smoky Shrine Tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Zippy station

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: brass french chef

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: learning disabled vivacious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Motley puce theater stage

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Mancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Opaque National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Racy chestnut rehab personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: silver big-titted property cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: awkward school cafeteria sandwich

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: magenta telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: plum provocative area

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Flesh market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: bisexual arousing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed friendly grandma crackhouse

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle Saffron Masturbator Toilet Seat

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: buff pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: vibrant bonkers cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Thirsty sable mother whorehouse

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Useless rigpig

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: cocky corner

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling den boltzmann

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: red dilemma

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: red dilemma

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: plum provocative area

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: red dilemma

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: plum provocative area

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: plum provocative area

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: awkward school cafeteria sandwich

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Primrose Cracking Hell Really Tough Guy

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready university wagecucks

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: hairraiser avocado preventive strike

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: bistre swashbuckling locus digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Haunting Fear-inspiring Mad Cow Disease Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Geriatric Hall Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline weed whacker azn

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: hairraiser avocado preventive strike

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: odious gas station

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: bearded marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Razzle Saffron Masturbator Toilet Seat

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Useless rigpig

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Brilliant Patrolman Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Impressive orchid background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: talented ratface therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Impressive orchid background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Razzle Saffron Masturbator Toilet Seat

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: buff pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: buff pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Massive wine school

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: twisted gold state becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed friendly grandma crackhouse

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: claret nighttime scourge upon the earth

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling locus digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling locus digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: tripping floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: twisted gold state becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...id#49284496)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:50 PM
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