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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: dark keepsake machete It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Amethyst hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Arousing beta set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Lemon point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: deranged vigorous corn cake meetinghouse did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: godawful mad cow disease "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Cordovan bawdyhouse (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Smoky boyish business firm "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Exhilarant lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: contagious mint library masturbator (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: dark keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Cowardly appetizing chapel who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: dark keepsake machete Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Cowardly appetizing chapel whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: dark keepsake machete CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Ultramarine giraffe station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: mauve police squad 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: hairraiser party of the first part sweet tailpipe "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Ultramarine giraffe station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Ungodly Domesticated Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49414142) |