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mahogany pungent famous landscape painting temple
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Avocado arrogant native
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I saved one life
Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce
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Took over a small country
Up-to-no-good Station
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lol wow, holy shit
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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No way you're the only one
disgusting tan double fault
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Okay, I lol’d
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apoplectic multi-colored headpube state
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180
bateful old irish cottage hissy fit
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Pumo scum
Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Lime Nofapping Ticket Booth
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attended an Episcopal church
Silver private investor shrine
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Soul-stirring Therapy Puppy
  04/11/26
that is brave
Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Soul-stirring Therapy Puppy
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Silver private investor shrine
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
vivacious dingle berry market
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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We've got time
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judgmental plaza
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Bat-shit-crazy dilemma
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Confused ladyboy
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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passionate walnut ceo
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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lol
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big hyperactive philosopher-king
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High-end brethren house
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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useless ape
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
Marvelous Parlour Mother
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
Marvelous Parlour Mother
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
effete crusty stock car voyeur
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
aphrodisiac crotch
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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wtf
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Confused ladyboy
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
insecure transparent school french chef
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Winner
bateful old irish cottage hissy fit
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Jet stage
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I smoked crack with him.
Cyan infuriating kitchen
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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disgusting tan double fault
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
vivacious dingle berry market
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Coon
excitant drunken sound barrier
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
excitant drunken sound barrier
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
garnet zombie-like locale
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excitant drunken sound barrier
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
garnet zombie-like locale
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
excitant drunken sound barrier
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
garnet zombie-like locale
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
excitant drunken sound barrier
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
garnet zombie-like locale
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
slippery wagecucks
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Link to said novel?
garnet zombie-like locale
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Where did you go,bro?
excitant drunken sound barrier
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
garnet zombie-like locale
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Hot telephone
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Beady-eyed Casino Stain
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We talking a full degree or community college
Honey-headed Den
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Beady-eyed Casino Stain
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
aphrodisiac crotch
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Razzle-dazzle National
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Beady-eyed Casino Stain
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Idiotic twisted reading party set
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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Razzle-dazzle National
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Beady-eyed Casino Stain
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Honey-headed Den
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you're 60?
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Razzle-dazzle National
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
judgmental plaza
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Spruce Stag Film
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Kink-friendly chapel
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Bull Headed Laser Beams Public Bath
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
Kink-friendly chapel
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Hot telephone
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180
big hyperactive philosopher-king
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
flushed orchestra pit
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180!
big hyperactive philosopher-king
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flew a P-51.
slippery wagecucks
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Hot telephone
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Razzle-dazzle National
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
yapping boistinker piazza
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Razzle-dazzle National
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
yapping boistinker piazza
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Razzle-dazzle National
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
yapping boistinker piazza
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
disgusting tan double fault
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Idiotic twisted reading party set
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
navy costumed gunner
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Bronze messiness
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
Idiotic twisted reading party set
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bespoke mind-boggling mental disorder liquid oxygen
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Kink-friendly chapel
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
aphrodisiac crotch
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
mentally impaired exciting range ratface
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Jet-lagged Nudist Step-uncle's House Dopamine
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
cobalt electric selfie
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Wild forum trust fund
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ouch
Razzle-dazzle National
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Wild forum trust fund
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Razzle-dazzle National
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Wild forum trust fund
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right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Razzle-dazzle National
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
High-end brethren house
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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not me
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genuine lol
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irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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180
Honey-headed Den
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180
yapping boistinker piazza
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Odious jew school cafeteria
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Pearl psychic church
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Motley disturbing property black woman
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180
big hyperactive philosopher-king
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Motley disturbing property black woman
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big hyperactive philosopher-king
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Gay Mewling Hospital Mexican
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😎
Motley disturbing property black woman
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big hyperactive philosopher-king
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
cerebral bawdyhouse
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Fear-inspiring harsh immigrant corner
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
frozen whorehouse community account
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Internet-worthy elastic band
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Territorial Galvanic Indian Lodge Windowlicker
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Hot telephone
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Red pisswyrm
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Red pisswyrm
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Red pisswyrm
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
disgusting tan double fault
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Idiotic twisted reading party set
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary
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Thats weirdly 180
apoplectic multi-colored headpube state
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excited?
Razzle-dazzle National
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Razzle-dazzle National
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary
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Razzle-dazzle National
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Avocado arrogant native
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Hot telephone
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Hot telephone
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Avocado arrogant native
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Avocado arrogant native
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Hot telephone
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
apoplectic multi-colored headpube state
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Razzle-dazzle National
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big hyperactive philosopher-king
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
aphrodisiac crotch
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Brindle sneaky criminal
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Confused ladyboy
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cerise Chest-beating Dragon Crackhouse
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how'd you get away
Razzle-dazzle National
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
flesh embarrassed to the bone address goyim
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
180 Insanely Creepy Roommate
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big hyperactive philosopher-king
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
Heady beta foreskin
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
vivacious dingle berry market
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Provocative chrome base
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Provocative chrome base
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fkk it's too outable to say
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judgmental plaza
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Avocado arrogant native

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
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only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
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Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Learning disabled buff preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: disgusting tan double fault

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Learning disabled buff preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: flesh embarrassed to the bone address goyim

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Avocado arrogant native

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: trip violent rigpig

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Confused ladyboy

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal resort

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Station

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: disgusting tan double fault

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: cobalt electric selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: azure hairraiser degenerate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlour Mother

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: useless ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Hot telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Spectacular roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored headpube state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: bateful old irish cottage hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Lime Nofapping Ticket Booth

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Silver private investor shrine

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Therapy Puppy

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Therapy Puppy

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse Meetinghouse Juggernaut

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Silver private investor shrine

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: vivacious dingle berry market

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: azure hairraiser degenerate location

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: judgmental plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Confused ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: useless ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: passionate walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: judgmental plaza

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Bossy laughsome deer antler

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: High-end brethren house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Onyx Codepig Really Tough Guy

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: useless ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Shaky lay toaster

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlour Mother

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: disgusting tan double fault

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Marvelous Parlour Mother

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: mauve office circlehead

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlour Mother

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: effete crusty stock car voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crotch

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest citrine gas station lettuce

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: stirring wine background story church building

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: vivacious dingle berry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Arousing ruby boltzmann queen of the night

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Confused ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: useless ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Coral Nursing Home Indirect Expression

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Bull Headed Laser Beams Public Bath

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: yapping boistinker piazza

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laser Beams Public Bath

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Pearl psychic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Confused ladyboy

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: insecure transparent school french chef

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: bateful old irish cottage hissy fit

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Cyan infuriating kitchen

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Arousing ruby boltzmann queen of the night

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: disgusting tan double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: vivacious dingle berry market

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: slippery wagecucks

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: garnet zombie-like locale

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: chocolate blathering institution masturbator

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Learning disabled buff preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: excitant drunken sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Hot telephone

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed Den

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crotch

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating shivering library

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Idiotic twisted reading party set

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Idiotic twisted reading party set

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Casino Stain

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed Den

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Spruce Stag Film

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: judgmental plaza

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Bull Headed Laser Beams Public Bath

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Spruce Stag Film

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Bull Headed Laser Beams Public Bath

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Hot telephone

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: flushed orchestra pit

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: slippery wagecucks

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Hot telephone

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: yapping boistinker piazza

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: yapping boistinker piazza

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: bespoke mind-boggling mental disorder liquid oxygen

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: yapping boistinker piazza

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: disgusting tan double fault

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Idiotic twisted reading party set

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: navy costumed gunner

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bronze messiness

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Idiotic twisted reading party set

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: bespoke mind-boggling mental disorder liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crotch

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired exciting range ratface

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Nudist Step-uncle's House Dopamine

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: cobalt electric selfie

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Wild forum trust fund

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Wild forum trust fund

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Wild forum trust fund

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: High-end brethren house

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Wild forum trust fund

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Wild forum trust fund

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Wild forum trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Red pisswyrm

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Honey-headed Den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: yapping boistinker piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Odious jew school cafeteria

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Pearl psychic church

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Motley disturbing property black woman

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Motley disturbing property black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Gay Mewling Hospital Mexican

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Motley disturbing property black woman

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: cerebral bawdyhouse

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring harsh immigrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: frozen whorehouse community account

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy elastic band

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Territorial Galvanic Indian Lodge Windowlicker

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Hot telephone

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Red pisswyrm

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Red pisswyrm

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Red pisswyrm

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed trailer park associate

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: disgusting tan double fault

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Idiotic twisted reading party set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored headpube state

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Avocado arrogant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Hot telephone

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Hot telephone

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Avocado arrogant native

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: aromatic sweet tailpipe sanctuary

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Avocado arrogant native

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Hot telephone

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: apoplectic multi-colored headpube state

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crotch

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Confused ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cerise Chest-beating Dragon Crackhouse

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle National

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: flesh embarrassed to the bone address goyim

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Roommate

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: big hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Heady beta foreskin

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: vivacious dingle berry market

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Provocative chrome base

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Provocative chrome base

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Violet unhinged wrinkle

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: judgmental plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844908)