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Floppy Whorehouse
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Excitant center
  04/11/26
I saved one life
contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
effete dog poop
  04/13/26
Where to start
Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king
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Excitant center
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very tactful toaster
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twinkling diverse gas station
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Massive filthpig potus
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180 elastic band
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slimy snowy rehab
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Ebony place of business station
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Wild pit legend
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Bateful striped hyena
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Rambunctious garrison patrolman
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
deranged multi-colored library codepig
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ivory mind-boggling stage
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
mauve national security agency
  04/11/26
Explain?
very tactful toaster
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ivory mind-boggling stage
  04/12/26
Self defense?
brilliant glittery double fault lodge
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Excitant center
  04/12/26
Ricky
deranged multi-colored library codepig
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slimy snowy rehab
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
iridescent vibrant goal in life chapel
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Motley Hairy Legs Corner
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
yellow mediation point
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Metal Heaven Stain
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
mauve national security agency
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Metal Heaven Stain
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
mauve national security agency
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Metal Heaven Stain
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
aqua stimulating dingle berry
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
mauve national security agency
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
very tactful toaster
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
deranged multi-colored library codepig
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exhilarant tanning salon
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Big-titted irradiated organic girlfriend
  04/11/26
lmao
spectacular resort
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Gaped amber field
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Black chad milk
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Abnormal arousing circlehead spot
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Massive filthpig potus
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godawful fishy private investor
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Rambunctious garrison patrolman
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180
Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Metal Heaven Stain
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Histrionic Cream Pocket Flask
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
lascivious school cafeteria
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
trip bronze address athletic conference
  04/11/26
that is brave
contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
trip bronze address athletic conference
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
lascivious school cafeteria
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Smoky Box Office
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
mauve national security agency
  04/11/26
We've got time
Big-titted irradiated organic girlfriend
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slimy snowy rehab
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Fragrant alcoholic hell azn
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deranged multi-colored library codepig
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
mauve national security agency
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Motley Hairy Legs Corner
  04/12/26
You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Metal Heaven Stain
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Abnormal arousing circlehead spot
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hideous old irish cottage
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Fragrant alcoholic hell azn
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wow
slimy snowy rehab
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Bipolar haunted graveyard genital piercing
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
sapphire church
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lol
slimy snowy rehab
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Curious set
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Wild pit legend
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
mauve national security agency
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
mauve national security agency
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Abnormal arousing circlehead spot
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Twisted cracking love of her life
  04/11/26
how many
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Driven a Zamboni
spectacular resort
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180 wholesome unique experience
very tactful toaster
  04/11/26
tyty
spectacular resort
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
free-loading friendly grandma deer antler
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
spectacular resort
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180
Bateful striped hyena
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
comical charcoal nowag
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Gaped amber field
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Metal Heaven Stain
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slimy snowy rehab
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
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Smoky Box Office
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wtf
Henna Soul-stirring Institution
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Motley Hairy Legs Corner
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Abnormal arousing circlehead spot
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
outnumbered balding house
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
cerise principal's office electric furnace
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot
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Passionate Quadroon
  04/17/26
I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Motley Hairy Legs Corner
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Ebony place of business station
  04/12/26
Winner
Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king
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twinkling diverse gas station
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
Umber Nubile Stead
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Henna Soul-stirring Institution
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very tactful toaster
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
Narcissist
Smoky Box Office
  04/12/26
Coon
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
?
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Black chad milk
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Brindle Deep Native
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Black chad milk
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Adventurous magenta dilemma
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Laughsome personal credit line cumskin
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ivory mind-boggling stage
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
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Black chad milk
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Massive filthpig potus
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
comical charcoal nowag
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
slimy snowy rehab
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
High-end skinny woman
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap
  04/13/26
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slimy snowy rehab
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
green scourge upon the earth brethren
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike
  04/13/26
you're 60?
rough-skinned canary police squad
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slimy snowy rehab
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Crystalline Unhinged Wagecucks
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Fragrant alcoholic hell azn
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Crystalline Unhinged Wagecucks
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
rough-skinned canary police squad
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
rough-skinned canary police squad
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Massive filthpig potus
  04/12/26
180
Curious set
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
drunken associate hospital
  04/12/26
180!
Curious set
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Brindle Deep Native
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Massive filthpig potus
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
slimy snowy rehab
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
cerise principal's office electric furnace
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
slimy snowy rehab
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
cerise principal's office electric furnace
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slimy snowy rehab
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
kink-friendly racy home shitlib
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
cerise principal's office electric furnace
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
very tactful toaster
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
zombie-like parlor cuckoldry
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Lilac persian fat ankles
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
rough-skinned canary police squad
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap
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kink-friendly racy home shitlib
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rough-skinned canary police squad
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
comical charcoal nowag
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Gold sexy temple main people
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
hyperventilating blood rage
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
exhilarant tanning salon
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Thriller Indian Lodge
  04/13/26
ouch
slimy snowy rehab
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Thriller Indian Lodge
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
slimy snowy rehab
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Thriller Indian Lodge
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
slimy snowy rehab
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Gaped amber field
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Wild pit legend
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Thriller Indian Lodge
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Gaped amber field
  04/15/26
not me
Thriller Indian Lodge
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Thriller Indian Lodge
  04/14/26
genuine lol
big multi-billionaire brunch
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Gaped amber field
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180
learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike
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180
cerise principal's office electric furnace
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Swashbuckling plaza newt
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Passionate Quadroon
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
amethyst odious space
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180
Curious set
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amethyst odious space
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Curious set
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Galvanic angry degenerate sanctuary
  04/15/26
😎
amethyst odious space
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Curious set
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
nighttime kitty
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titillating national rigpig
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
underhanded ticket booth sex offender
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Shaky Lavender Candlestick Maker Trust Fund
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
aromatic sooty lay
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Gaped amber field
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Massive filthpig potus
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Gaped amber field
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
big multi-billionaire brunch
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Gaped amber field
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
big multi-billionaire brunch
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Gaped amber field
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
big multi-billionaire brunch
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Gaped amber field
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
very tactful toaster
  04/16/26
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Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Lime abode
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Rambunctious garrison patrolman
  04/15/26
excited?
slimy snowy rehab
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Lime abode
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
slimy snowy rehab
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Lime abode
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slimy snowy rehab
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Excitant center
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Massive filthpig potus
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Lime abode
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Massive filthpig potus
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Excitant center
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Lime abode
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Excitant center
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Massive filthpig potus
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Rambunctious garrison patrolman
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slimy snowy rehab
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Curious set
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
comical charcoal nowag
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Thirsty becky
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Motley Hairy Legs Corner
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cowardly Church Building Macaca
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how'd you get away
slimy snowy rehab
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
brilliant glittery double fault lodge
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Wonderful bawdyhouse
  04/17/26
...
Curious set
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
avocado blathering faggot firefighter
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Smoky Box Office
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Talented pale stock car kitchen
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Talented pale stock car kitchen
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fkk it's too outable to say
fear-inspiring locale
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Fragrant alcoholic hell azn
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Floppy Whorehouse



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant center

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: effete dog poop

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Excitant center



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: very tactful toaster



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: twinkling diverse gas station



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious garrison patrolman



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: deranged multi-colored library codepig

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: ivory mind-boggling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: mauve national security agency

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: very tactful toaster

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: brilliant glittery double fault lodge

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Excitant center

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: deranged multi-colored library codepig

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: iridescent vibrant goal in life chapel

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Motley Hairy Legs Corner

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: yellow mediation point

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mauve national security agency

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: mauve national security agency

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: aqua stimulating dingle berry

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mauve national security agency

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: very tactful toaster

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: deranged multi-colored library codepig

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Big-titted irradiated organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: spectacular resort

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Gaped amber field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Black chad milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Abnormal arousing circlehead spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Massive filthpig potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: godawful fishy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Rambunctious garrison patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Cream Pocket Flask

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: lascivious school cafeteria

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: trip bronze address athletic conference

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: trip bronze address athletic conference

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: contagious house-broken theater stage hissy fit

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious school cafeteria

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Smoky Box Office

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mauve national security agency

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Big-titted irradiated organic girlfriend

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic hell azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: deranged multi-colored library codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: mauve national security agency

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Motley Hairy Legs Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Abnormal arousing circlehead spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: hideous old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic hell azn

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Bipolar haunted graveyard genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: sapphire church

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Wild pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: mauve national security agency

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mauve national security agency

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Abnormal arousing circlehead spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Twisted cracking love of her life

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: spectacular resort

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: very tactful toaster

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: spectacular resort

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: free-loading friendly grandma deer antler

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: spectacular resort

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Bateful striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: comical charcoal nowag

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Metal Heaven Stain

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Burgundy locus indirect expression

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Smoky Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Henna Soul-stirring Institution

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Motley Hairy Legs Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Abnormal arousing circlehead spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: outnumbered balding house

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: cerise principal's office electric furnace

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Passionate Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Motley Hairy Legs Corner

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Ebony place of business station

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Provocative chrome halford philosopher-king

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: twinkling diverse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Umber Nubile Stead

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Henna Soul-stirring Institution

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: very tactful toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Black chad milk

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Smoky Box Office

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Black chad milk

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Black chad milk

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Black chad milk

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Black chad milk

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Black chad milk

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Brindle Deep Native

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Black chad milk

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Adventurous magenta dilemma

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Laughsome personal credit line cumskin

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Black chad milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: comical charcoal nowag

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: High-end skinny woman

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth brethren

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned canary police squad

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Crystalline Unhinged Wagecucks

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic hell azn

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Crystalline Unhinged Wagecucks

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned canary police squad

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse coffee pot

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: rough-skinned canary police squad

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Curious set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: drunken associate hospital

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Curious set

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Brindle Deep Native

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cerise principal's office electric furnace

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cerise principal's office electric furnace

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly racy home shitlib

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: cerise principal's office electric furnace

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: very tactful toaster

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: zombie-like parlor cuckoldry

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Lilac persian fat ankles

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned canary police squad

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: kink-friendly racy home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned canary police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: comical charcoal nowag

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Gold sexy temple main people

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating blood rage

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Wild pit legend

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Gaped amber field

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Thriller Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire brunch

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Gaped amber field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: learning disabled travel guidebook preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cerise principal's office electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza newt

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Passionate Quadroon

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: amethyst odious space

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Curious set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: amethyst odious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Galvanic angry degenerate sanctuary

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: amethyst odious space

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: nighttime kitty

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: titillating national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: underhanded ticket booth sex offender

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Shaky Lavender Candlestick Maker Trust Fund

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: aromatic sooty lay

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: big multi-billionaire brunch

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Gaped amber field

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire brunch

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: big multi-billionaire brunch

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Gaped amber field

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: very tactful toaster

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Razzle ungodly mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Lime abode

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Rambunctious garrison patrolman

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Lime abode

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Lime abode

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Excitant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Lime abode

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Excitant center

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Lime abode

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Excitant center

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Massive filthpig potus

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious garrison patrolman

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: comical charcoal nowag

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Thirsty becky

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Motley Hairy Legs Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cowardly Church Building Macaca

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: slimy snowy rehab

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: brilliant glittery double fault lodge

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Wonderful bawdyhouse

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: avocado blathering faggot firefighter

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Smoky Box Office

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Talented pale stock car kitchen

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Talented pale stock car kitchen

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring locale

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic hell azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849598)