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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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A billion Thank you for this!
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this was my favorite part
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: judgmental messiness resort

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: electric bonkers pozpig faggotry

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: floppy balding nibblets knife



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: deep pearl rigpig

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Orchid Stirring Church



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: primrose associate school cafeteria



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: floppy balding nibblets knife

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Lascivious elastic band

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Sadistic apoplectic idiot

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Orchid Stirring Church



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Charismatic flickering ticket booth potus



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser forum lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy macaca



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Frum Goal In Life Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: adventurous community account



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Violent hairless shrine stock car



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: judgmental messiness resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Glassy Idiotic Friendly Grandma

Read this twoce

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged bbw stage

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: alcoholic kink-friendly karate native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged bbw stage

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Racy indecent sanctuary fortuitous meteor

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: infuriating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: clear aromatic property



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Magical impertinent jew piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Jet private investor

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Cobalt Selfie



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Frozen Iridescent Step-uncle's House

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: bull headed doobsian area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: hairraiser forum lettuce



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: sapphire point

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke regret

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Ocher Toaster Den



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Frozen Iridescent Step-uncle's House

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: contagious nubile water buffalo dog poop



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Frozen Iridescent Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman



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Author: razzle scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Cracking theater stage stain



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: rose theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Bronze thirsty state boistinker

compliments on this moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Bistre marketing idea corner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

Fuck Roberto

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Godawful Office Queen Of The Night



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Dead Lemon Goyim Pisswyrm

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Dead Lemon Goyim Pisswyrm

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: contagious nubile water buffalo dog poop

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: judgmental messiness resort

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: contagious nubile water buffalo dog poop

180 Cr lmao

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Orchid Stirring Church

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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: vigorous sex offender



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Appetizing Mental Disorder House



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Stimulating rehab



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Appetizing Mental Disorder House



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Twinkling metal business firm black woman

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: provocative light heaven faggot firefighter

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Twinkling metal business firm black woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: provocative light heaven faggot firefighter

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: marvelous public bath

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Charismatic flickering ticket booth potus



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: provocative light heaven faggot firefighter

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: exciting dilemma immigrant

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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Godawful Office Queen Of The Night



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: angry sickened tanning salon cuckold

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Ocher Toaster Den

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film prole



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated bateful indian lodge

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Carmine boiling water

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: adventurous community account



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Buck-toothed French Chad



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: heady sable space



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Carmine boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: pontificating dashing bawdyhouse cuckoldry



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: bright gaped field

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Frozen Iridescent Step-uncle's House

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: exciting dilemma immigrant

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Slate Pit Mood

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Jet private investor



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Racy indecent sanctuary fortuitous meteor

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: odious background story

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: avocado hilarious death wish

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Frozen Iridescent Step-uncle's House

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Glassy Idiotic Friendly Grandma

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: concupiscible magenta nursing home newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Aquamarine philosopher-king

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: tan trip brunch coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic peach kitchen

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: concupiscible magenta nursing home newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Jet private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: hot fanboi patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: hot fanboi patrolman

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: angry sickened tanning salon cuckold

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: contagious nubile water buffalo dog poop



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Jet private investor

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film prole

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: odious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed French Chad



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Stimulating rehab



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: concupiscible magenta nursing home newt



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed French Chad

180000000000

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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Cobalt Selfie

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Impressive Feces Base

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Cream national security agency preventive strike



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Navy Spot

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Buck-toothed French Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: burgundy talented new version

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Olive mad cow disease whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Jet private investor



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Hyperventilating mauve french chef address



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: comical plaza halford



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: comical plaza halford



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Cocky market generalized bond



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Carmine boiling water



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine philosopher-king

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: costumed glittery roommate



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: vigorous sex offender



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Stimulating rehab



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control Ruddy Lodge

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Racy indecent sanctuary fortuitous meteor

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: wild box office sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: judgmental messiness resort



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: disrespectful passionate crackhouse genital piercing



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Shimmering wonderful skinny woman



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: cerise flirting famous landscape painting

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: odious background story

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: odious background story

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: startled quadroon crotch

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: judgmental messiness resort



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: judgmental messiness resort

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: contagious nubile water buffalo dog poop

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Free-loading haunting orchestra pit

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: emerald ladyboy macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2...id#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Obsidian persian

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: avocado hilarious death wish

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Chestnut Appetizing Mental Disorder House

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Cruise Ship People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
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(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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