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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Slate Rehab Coldplay Fan http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Slate Rehab Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Slate Rehab Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: lascivious legend coffee pot lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: well-lubricated glassy half-breed What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Bistre useless brakes quadroon http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: aggressive fantasy-prone principal's office dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Passionate library giraffe Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: aggressive fantasy-prone principal's office cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Yellow Adventurous Tanning Salon Windowlicker It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Slate Rehab Coldplay Fan Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: pink stimulating potus tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: fiercely-loyal soul-stirring market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Heady haunted graveyard awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: gay indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Histrionic hospital these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone canary ape Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: rusted hall community account 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Silver wagecucks You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Brass Stirring Internal Respiration Pozpig lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: comical range goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: comical range goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: avocado trip tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id#49639607) |