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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
tell me
motley slimy field faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
laughsome jade location
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Beady-eyed sable codepig goyim
  12/28/13
fucking lol
hairless ticket booth
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vermilion clown locus
  05/12/15
so underrated
spruce effete national mediation
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Offensive skinny woman roast beef
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Sienna Exhilarant Jewess Locale
  03/31/18
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stimulating crystalline trust fund lodge
  07/18/18
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Razzmatazz ceo
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Ungodly Halford
  12/16/21
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cordovan fortuitous meteor
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angry odious sex offender address
  12/11/24
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tripping library
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Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig
  08/12/25
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Lascivious gaming laptop
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tripping library
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Flickering Hyperactive Point
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
cobalt galvanic stain
  08/14/13
lmao
motley slimy field faggot firefighter
  05/12/15
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  12/11/24
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angry odious sex offender address
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Flickering Hyperactive Point
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Poppy range
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Coiffed property
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Fluffy philosopher-king
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
rofl
motley slimy field faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
180
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
rofl
Carnelian Vigorous Center Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
abusive glassy cruise ship
  08/14/13
lol
racy walnut goal in life
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Carmine half-breed church building
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Offensive skinny woman roast beef
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Excitant silver international law enforcement agency
  03/24/21
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cordovan fortuitous meteor
  02/16/23
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Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig
  08/12/25
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Green Senate
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Coiffed property
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Green Senate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
cobalt galvanic stain
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Green Senate
  08/14/13
best of thread
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
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Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
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angry odious sex offender address
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
angry odious sex offender address
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
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Coiffed property
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Sepia indian lodge tank
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Coiffed property
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
At-the-ready theater stage
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
cobalt galvanic stain
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
narrow-minded citrine indirect expression box office
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motley slimy field faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
180
Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot
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Big-titted Scarlet Affirmative Action
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Carmine half-breed church building
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Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/17/13
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hairless ticket booth
  01/19/16
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Sienna Exhilarant Jewess Locale
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
narrow-minded citrine indirect expression box office
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
lol
sooty useless brakes fat ankles
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Green Senate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
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Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
chocolate pungent office ratface
  08/14/13
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Rebellious Massive Elastic Band
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Green Senate
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garnet hospital regret
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Sepia indian lodge tank
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Autistic adulterous macaca persian
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Thriller magenta chapel reading party
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Excitant silver international law enforcement agency
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Fluffy philosopher-king
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Fluffy philosopher-king
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Clear tanning salon water buffalo
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Doobsian Plum Nowag Circlehead
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
mentally impaired talking dilemma
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
whatever
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
irradiated casino selfie
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Green Senate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
lol
Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
180
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
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Contagious Free-loading Garrison
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Green Senate
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
gaped kitchen newt
  08/14/13
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gaped kitchen newt
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
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translucent wonderful volcanic crater
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Haunting boiling water
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
disturbing love of her life mexican
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Ungodly Halford
  08/14/13
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Jet rambunctious public bath patrolman
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
lmao
Coiffed property
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling set
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Duck-like stirring legend
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
twinkling cracking bawdyhouse rigpig
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Sepia indian lodge tank
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gaped kitchen newt
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
Pics?
Cowardly hominid lay
  08/14/13
link?
cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  08/17/13
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motley slimy field faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
sick meetinghouse queen of the night
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
chest-beating ruddy scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Razzle Mustard Quadroon Abode
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
peach painfully honest hall
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
smoky rehab ladyboy
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Submissive area blood rage
  08/14/13
Underrated
Jet rambunctious public bath patrolman
  08/15/13
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Offensive skinny woman roast beef
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
smoky rehab ladyboy
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Submissive area blood rage
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
provocative house-broken cuck twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Autistic adulterous macaca persian
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol
racy walnut goal in life
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
racy walnut goal in life
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
smoky rehab ladyboy
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Charismatic Brilliant Black Woman Deer Antler
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Histrionic Black Telephone
  08/14/13
180
Crusty avocado institution
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
racy walnut goal in life
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carmine half-breed church building
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
racy walnut goal in life
  08/14/13
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Boyish preventive strike
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Purple shrine
  08/14/13
180
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
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Submissive area blood rage
  08/15/13
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Razzle Mustard Quadroon Abode
  08/17/13
...
Trip greedy parlor factory reset button
  09/11/13
Lmao
Vibrant resort
  06/07/17
...
Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
beta electric whorehouse son of senegal
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Boyish preventive strike
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Brindle Theater
  08/14/13
lol
Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested
  08/14/13
...
Big Step-uncle's House Kitty
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Gold swollen feces
  08/14/13
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bipolar trailer park multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
titillating lavender gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
embarrassed to the bone salmon mother background story
  08/17/13
poignant
Opaque school cafeteria voyeur
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Concupiscible Site
  08/17/13
...
Boyish preventive strike
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Trip greedy parlor factory reset button
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Thriller magenta chapel reading party
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
provocative house-broken cuck twinkling uncleanness
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Beady-eyed sable codepig goyim
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Bistre mental disorder
  12/28/13
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drunken menage
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Lake piazza
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Indigo vengeful spot cumskin
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
buff internet-worthy stag film genital piercing
  03/10/14
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hairless ticket booth
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
chocolate pungent office ratface
  05/12/15
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Glittery onyx partner home
  01/19/16
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Carmine half-breed church building
  10/25/17
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  11/29/15
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  12/23/15
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hairless ticket booth
  01/05/16
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  03/13/16
I want pizza
comical mint really tough guy kitty cat
  06/07/17
...
Glittery onyx partner home
  09/22/17
...
Sepia indian lodge tank
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Lemon fighting people who are hurt
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Wild plaza main people
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Lemon fighting people who are hurt
  07/18/18
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Excitant silver international law enforcement agency
  04/30/19
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
  06/21/20
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cheese-eating chartreuse associate space
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curious harsh market potus
  07/11/20
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Excitant silver international law enforcement agency
  12/16/21
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Excitant silver international law enforcement agency
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: motley slimy field faggot firefighter

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Coiffed property

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: laughsome jade location

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sable codepig goyim

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: hairless ticket booth

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: vermilion clown locus



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: spruce effete national mediation

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Offensive skinny woman roast beef



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Sienna Exhilarant Jewess Locale



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating crystalline trust fund lodge



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Ungodly Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cordovan fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry odious sex offender address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Flickering Hyperactive Point

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic stain

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: motley slimy field faggot firefighter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry odious sex offender address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Flickering Hyperactive Point

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Poppy range

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fluffy philosopher-king

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: motley slimy field faggot firefighter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Carnelian Vigorous Center Liquid Oxygen

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: abusive glassy cruise ship

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: racy walnut goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine half-breed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Offensive skinny woman roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Excitant silver international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: cordovan fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Green Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Green Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic stain

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Green Senate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: angry odious sex offender address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: angry odious sex offender address

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Coiffed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Coiffed property

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: cobalt galvanic stain

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded citrine indirect expression box office

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: motley slimy field faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Big-titted Scarlet Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine half-breed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: hairless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sienna Exhilarant Jewess Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded citrine indirect expression box office

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: sooty useless brakes fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Green Senate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: chocolate pungent office ratface

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Rebellious Massive Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Green Senate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: garnet hospital regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Thriller magenta chapel reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Thriller magenta chapel reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Excitant silver international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Fluffy philosopher-king

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fluffy philosopher-king

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Clear tanning salon water buffalo

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Doobsian Plum Nowag Circlehead

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired talking dilemma

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Coiffed property

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Coiffed property

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: irradiated casino selfie

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Green Senate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Contagious Free-loading Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Green Senate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: gaped kitchen newt

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: gaped kitchen newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Coiffed property

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Coiffed property

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: translucent wonderful volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Fragrant dark brunch coffee pot

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Haunting boiling water

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: disturbing love of her life mexican

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Ungodly Halford

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Jet rambunctious public bath patrolman

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Coiffed property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Duck-like stirring legend

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: twinkling cracking bawdyhouse rigpig

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: gaped kitchen newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cowardly hominid lay

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: motley slimy field faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sick meetinghouse queen of the night

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: chest-beating ruddy scourge upon the earth

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Razzle Mustard Quadroon Abode

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: peach painfully honest hall

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: smoky rehab ladyboy

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Submissive area blood rage

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Jet rambunctious public bath patrolman

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Offensive skinny woman roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: smoky rehab ladyboy

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Submissive area blood rage

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: provocative house-broken cuck twinkling uncleanness

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Autistic adulterous macaca persian

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: racy walnut goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: racy walnut goal in life

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Nudist Corn Cake Crackhouse

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: smoky rehab ladyboy

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Charismatic Brilliant Black Woman Deer Antler

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Low-t crawly generalized bond orchestra pit

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Black Telephone

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Crusty avocado institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: racy walnut goal in life

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine half-breed church building

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: racy walnut goal in life

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Boyish preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Purple shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Submissive area blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Razzle Mustard Quadroon Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Trip greedy parlor factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Vibrant resort

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Territorial dun sneaky criminal filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: beta electric whorehouse son of senegal

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Boyish preventive strike

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Brindle Theater

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Charcoal Idea He Suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Big Step-uncle's House Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Gold swollen feces

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: bipolar trailer park multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: titillating lavender gunner

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone salmon mother background story

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Opaque school cafeteria voyeur

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible Site

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Boyish preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Trip greedy parlor factory reset button

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Thriller magenta chapel reading party

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: provocative house-broken cuck twinkling uncleanness

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sable codepig goyim

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bistre mental disorder

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: drunken menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Lake piazza

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Indigo vengeful spot cumskin

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: buff internet-worthy stag film genital piercing

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: hairless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: chocolate pungent office ratface

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Glittery onyx partner home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine half-breed church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: hairless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: comical mint really tough guy kitty cat

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Glittery onyx partner home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Sepia indian lodge tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Lemon fighting people who are hurt

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Wild plaza main people

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Lemon fighting people who are hurt

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant silver international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating chartreuse associate space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: curious harsh market potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Excitant silver international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Excitant silver international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#44198924)