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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Pearly Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
wow lol
Poppy cumskin roommate
  06/30/25
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Exhilarant Low-t Locale Milk
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Poppy cumskin roommate
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Pearly Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Orange bonkers theatre
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Pearly Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Rough-skinned Iridescent Shrine
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
opaque organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Poppy cumskin roommate
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
light 180 faggotry
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Pearly Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
opaque organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Seedy Shivering Cuck Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Poppy cumskin roommate
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Pearly Pisswyrm
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Pale jap
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
talented rusted blood rage
  06/30/25
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splenetic principal's office
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Cracking tank
  06/30/25
...
Pearly Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Wonderful Ebony Abode Elastic Band
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Electric crimson garrison useless brakes
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
domesticated gas station
  06/30/25
...
light 180 faggotry
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Seedy Shivering Cuck Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Cruel-hearted corn cake rehab
  07/01/25
...
Electric crimson garrison useless brakes
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Internet-worthy skinny woman station
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
adventurous sinister cuckold french chef
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Slate office legal warrant
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Laughsome drunken ticket booth
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Slippery Hunting Ground
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Sticky Appetizing Native Sandwich
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy cumskin roommate

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Low-t Locale Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy cumskin roommate

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Orange bonkers theatre

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Iridescent Shrine

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: opaque organic girlfriend

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Poppy cumskin roommate

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: light 180 faggotry

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: opaque organic girlfriend

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Seedy Shivering Cuck Indian Lodge

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Poppy cumskin roommate

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Pale jap

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: talented rusted blood rage

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: splenetic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cracking tank

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Pearly Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Wonderful Ebony Abode Elastic Band

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Electric crimson garrison useless brakes

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: domesticated gas station

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: light 180 faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Seedy Shivering Cuck Indian Lodge

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted corn cake rehab

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Electric crimson garrison useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Internet-worthy skinny woman station

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous sinister cuckold french chef

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Slate office legal warrant

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Laughsome drunken ticket booth

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Slippery Hunting Ground

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Sticky Appetizing Native Sandwich

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)