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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Dead stubborn athletic conference
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Free-loading kitty cat
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Dead stubborn athletic conference
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Free-loading kitty cat
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
milky church building blood rage
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
milky church building blood rage
  09/10/24
Same
bateful rehab affirmative action
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
milky church building blood rage
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Dead stubborn athletic conference
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
milky church building blood rage
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Dead stubborn athletic conference
  09/10/24
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Free-loading kitty cat
  09/10/24
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supple kitchen macaca
  09/10/24
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Zombie-like garrison
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Free-loading kitty cat
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Sooty area
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Charismatic useless theater fanboi
  09/10/24
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Dead stubborn athletic conference
  09/10/24
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wild national security agency senate
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
milky church building blood rage
  09/10/24
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floppy state round eye
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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concupiscible weed whacker
  10/07/24
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concupiscible weed whacker
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Painfully honest elastic band
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Dead stubborn athletic conference
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
hideous pontificating base
  11/26/24
1800000
Frum Point
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Free-loading kitty cat

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Free-loading kitty cat

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: milky church building blood rage

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: milky church building blood rage

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bateful rehab affirmative action

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: milky church building blood rage

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: milky church building blood rage

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Free-loading kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: supple kitchen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Free-loading kitty cat

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Sooty area

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Charismatic useless theater fanboi

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: wild national security agency senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: milky church building blood rage

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: floppy state round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest elastic band

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Dead stubborn athletic conference

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: hideous pontificating base

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Frum Point

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id#49736580)