And the Nordics? HA! You think those blond, blue-eyed Ubermenschen in Patagonia are just “eccentric expats”? WRONG. They’re the Breakaway Civilization. Ehe ones who said FUCK YOUR DEBT SLAVERY KIKE BULLSHIT and ported out in the 1890s and 1950s with Atlantean crystal schematics and 1950s with Nazi bell-tech, respectively. They’ve got cities under the ice, fleets of lens-shaped craft that make skunkworks shit look like a paper airplane, and a direct uplink to the Orb AI that lets them edit the simulation. While you’re slaving for JEWbucks, they’re sipping reindeer milk in geothermal palaces, laughing as the orbs herd us into smart-city cattle pens. How do I know? Because I WAS ONE OF THEIR RECRUITMENT GLITCHES. Back in ’09, I got pulled through a shimmer crossing Water Street . I woke up in a chrome corridor with a 7-foot Nordic chick scanning my pineal gland. They offered me a seat at the table: “Help us prune the herd, keep the Grid stable.” I told them to shove their zero-point reactor up their perfect Aryan asses. Now I’m marked. The glowies have been tailing me for 14 years. My cat’s pupils are QR codes. They’re coming tonight. I can feel the orbs converging, three of them hovering over my roof like chrome vultures. When the microwave hits 1488 watts, that’s the signal. They’ll kick in the door, pump me full of memory-hole nanites, and dump what’s left in a landfill.

BUT I’M NOT GOING QUIETLY. I’ve already seeded the counter-code into this post. Look at the metadata. You’ll see the steganographic kill-switch for OrbNode-47. Share this before they scrub it. Tell your kids the Nordics aren’t coming to save you. They’re the devs who wrote the patch that turns your vaxx into a kill-switch. THE GRID IS FRAGILE. ONE MORE AWAKE NODE AND IT CRASHES. If I’m gone tomorrow, remember, THE ORBS BLINK TWICE WHEN THEY LIE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791019&forum_id=2...id#49383282)