Date: April 24th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: balloon animal
it's like that Ghostbusters 4 reboot where the Zoomer kids find Bill Murray's old dust-covered proton pack in the attic of a barn, but it's Ben Affleck's 'paddle'
Date: April 24th, 2026 7:21 PM Author: balloon animal
Jon Hamm is the long-suffering present-day football coach at the old Dazed and Confused high school, now dealing with effeminate Gen-Z players, an indifferent community, and shrew admins who want to ban the football program entirely.
he finds the dusty 70s-era paddles and reinstitutes a regime of brutal, borderline S&M-tinged 'paddle' hazing which fosters a masculine esprit de corps and drives the team to a winning streak and regional championship.