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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM Author: dead fanboi She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361876) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: exhilarant sweet tailpipe public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361881) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM Author: sienna impressive trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361880) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM Author: hilarious jade goyim liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361884) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM Author: Jet-lagged Stage French Chef boooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361890) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Iridescent concupiscible range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361909) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: drunken coiffed set hairy legs lol i like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361910) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Pontificating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364042) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: puce gaped school that's a good joke. those people suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361937) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: dead fanboi You're invited next time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49361942) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Vivacious space weed whacker CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362005) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: dead fanboi He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362032) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Lascivious juggernaut parlor That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362176) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: hilarious jade goyim liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362407) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Azure Office Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362010) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Alcoholic low-t halford property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362016) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: silver pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: sinister rigor boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362009) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Swashbuckling Stock Car I guffawed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362039) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: silver pit Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362040) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: stirring kink-friendly locus sneaky criminal It's a good joke. Get new friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362052) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Fear-inspiring idea he suggested cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362075) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Slate Curious Useless Brakes (except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362122) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: drunken coiffed set hairy legs they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362092) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Pontificating turdskin People who can't lol at dad jokes suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364046) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: indigo swollen indirect expression reading party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362128) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: shimmering puppy "He's a microbiologist."
"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: vermilion sadistic home becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362175) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Lascivious juggernaut parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362179) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: dead fanboi I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362188) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Walnut boiling water double fault You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362185) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: dead fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362189) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Floppy trailer park pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362205) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Pontificating turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364045) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: silver pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364053) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM Author: confused fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364099) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Sable station "More like Jones GAY!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49362190) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Cheese-eating peach kitchen ape good joke i would've laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2...id#49364050) |