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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
aphrodisiac double fault
  07/17/22
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peach wonderful water buffalo
  07/17/22
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chestnut antidepressant drug
  07/17/22
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emerald outnumbered genital piercing dragon
  07/18/22
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aphrodisiac double fault
  09/29/22
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aphrodisiac double fault
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
sienna native
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
sienna native
  01/07/23
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emerald outnumbered genital piercing dragon
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Hairraiser sandwich circlehead
  03/18/23
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aphrodisiac double fault
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
lavender buck-toothed factory reset button home
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Slippery orchestra pit
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Fiercely-loyal Theatre
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/23/24
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orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
white hunting ground
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Flatulent concupiscible pervert center
  09/28/24
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aphrodisiac double fault
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
orchid titillating hairy legs idiot
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac double fault

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: peach wonderful water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: chestnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: emerald outnumbered genital piercing dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: sienna native

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: sienna native

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: emerald outnumbered genital piercing dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Hairraiser sandwich circlehead

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Khaki Odious Chapel Mediation

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: lavender buck-toothed factory reset button home

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Theatre

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: white hunting ground

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Flatulent concupiscible pervert center

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: orchid titillating hairy legs idiot

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932244)