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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
glittery deer antler
  06/30/25
wow lol
Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck
  06/30/25
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Comical church boltzmann
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
glittery deer antler
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
supple disrespectful milk house
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
glittery deer antler
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Misunderstood Apoplectic Casino Reading Party
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Soggy Ruddy Nursing Home
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
ruby flickering forum
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
glittery deer antler
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Soggy Ruddy Nursing Home
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
dark very tactful digit ratio
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
glittery deer antler
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
carmine buck-toothed legend corn cake
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Passionate friendly grandma coffee pot
  06/30/25
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Jade vibrant corner
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Flushed sex offender
  06/30/25
...
glittery deer antler
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
stubborn bateful institution water buffalo
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
khaki exciting cuckold
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Unhinged chrome crotch giraffe
  06/30/25
...
ruby flickering forum
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
dark very tactful digit ratio
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Fishy Blood Rage
  07/01/25
...
khaki exciting cuckold
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Amethyst laser beams
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
talented step-uncle's house ceo
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Topaz mind-boggling location
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Awkward Misanthropic Marketing Idea Therapy
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Wild pearly principal's office prole
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Flirting abode police squad
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: glittery deer antler

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Comical church boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: glittery deer antler

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: supple disrespectful milk house

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: glittery deer antler

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood Apoplectic Casino Reading Party

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Soggy Ruddy Nursing Home

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: ruby flickering forum

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: glittery deer antler

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Soggy Ruddy Nursing Home

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: dark very tactful digit ratio

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Insanely Creepy Cuck

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: glittery deer antler

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: carmine buck-toothed legend corn cake

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Passionate friendly grandma coffee pot

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Jade vibrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Flushed sex offender

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: glittery deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: stubborn bateful institution water buffalo

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Unhinged chrome crotch giraffe

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: ruby flickering forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: dark very tactful digit ratio

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Fishy Blood Rage

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: khaki exciting cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Amethyst laser beams

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: talented step-uncle's house ceo

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Topaz mind-boggling location

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Awkward Misanthropic Marketing Idea Therapy

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Wild pearly principal's office prole

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Flirting abode police squad

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id#49065360)