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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Glittery organic girlfriend
  04/15/22
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c0...
Razzle-dazzle disgusting multi-billionaire double fault
  04/15/22
(Bob Getty)
fantasy-prone lemon range filthpig
  04/15/22
“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
greedy meetinghouse
  04/15/22
"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
vibrant skinny woman native
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
greedy meetinghouse
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stimulating international law enforcement agency jap
  04/15/22
I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
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turquoise harsh striped hyena dysfunction
  04/15/22
“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Razzle-dazzle disgusting multi-billionaire double fault
  04/15/22
lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
vigorous cuckoldry marketing idea
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
burgundy stage
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Razzmatazz flatulent boltzmann
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
Peach gaming laptop patrolman
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
Big-titted Smoky Becky Bbw
  04/15/22
I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
topaz shaky old irish cottage market
  04/15/22
Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
containment-escapee frontier model
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
Spruce Mad Cow Disease
  04/15/22
You voted for this
henna racy indian lodge
  04/15/22
what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
Doobsian angry senate death wish
  04/15/22
I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
milky misunderstood voyeur
  04/15/22
https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
greedy meetinghouse
  04/15/22
This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
Peach gaming laptop patrolman
  04/15/22
Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
  04/15/22
I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
Peach gaming laptop patrolman
  04/15/22
Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess
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Heady Stage Masturbator
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greedy meetinghouse
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Glittery organic girlfriend

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disgusting multi-billionaire double fault

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lemon range filthpig

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: greedy meetinghouse

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: vibrant skinny woman native

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: greedy meetinghouse

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: stimulating international law enforcement agency jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: turquoise harsh striped hyena dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disgusting multi-billionaire double fault

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: vigorous cuckoldry marketing idea

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: burgundy stage

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz flatulent boltzmann

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Peach gaming laptop patrolman

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Big-titted Smoky Becky Bbw

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: topaz shaky old irish cottage market

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Spruce Mad Cow Disease

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: henna racy indian lodge

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Doobsian angry senate death wish

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: milky misunderstood voyeur

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: greedy meetinghouse

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Peach gaming laptop patrolman

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Peach gaming laptop patrolman

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Pale outnumbered orchestra pit jewess

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Heady Stage Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: greedy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Peach gaming laptop patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2...id#50191482)