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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
Rambunctious dysfunction pit
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
Transparent Locus
  05/13/26
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  05/13/26
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pink private investor people who are hurt
  05/13/26
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Sickened violet address
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
internet-worthy chest-beating incel rehab
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
Lemon Heaven
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
internet-worthy chest-beating incel rehab
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
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  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
autistic church
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Judgmental set
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
pink private investor people who are hurt
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
Judgmental set
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
autistic church
  05/13/26
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Vivacious box office knife
  05/13/26
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  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
crystalline main people
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker
  05/13/26
Big if true
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
French rough-skinned indirect expression
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
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  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
crystalline main people
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
Useless soul-stirring menage old irish cottage
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
Rambunctious dysfunction pit
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
domesticated piazza
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
clear heady stage
  05/13/26
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  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
Useless soul-stirring menage old irish cottage
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
French rough-skinned indirect expression
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
wonderful greedy gaming laptop lodge
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Judgmental set
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
Rambunctious dysfunction pit
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
Lemon Heaven
  05/13/26
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vibrant telephone
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
stirring cumskin
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious dysfunction pit

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Transparent Locus

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: pink private investor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Sickened violet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: internet-worthy chest-beating incel rehab

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Lemon Heaven

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy chest-beating incel rehab

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: bonkers translucent lay

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: autistic church

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Judgmental set

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: pink private investor people who are hurt

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Judgmental set

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: autistic church

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious box office knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: crystalline main people

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: French rough-skinned indirect expression

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: crystalline main people

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Useless soul-stirring menage old irish cottage

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious dysfunction pit

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: domesticated piazza

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: clear heady stage

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz bisexual useless brakes windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Useless soul-stirring menage old irish cottage

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: French rough-skinned indirect expression

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: wonderful greedy gaming laptop lodge

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Judgmental set

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious dysfunction pit

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Lemon Heaven

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: stirring cumskin

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885132)