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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
flushed chapel pistol
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Misunderstood mexican
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
flushed chapel pistol
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Misunderstood mexican
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Ivory range half-breed
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
metal mauve clown
  03/21/26
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Ivory range half-breed
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
cerebral chest-beating halford stage
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
Ivory range half-breed
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/29/26
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fatty nigger
  03/23/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Swollen Pit
  03/20/26
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Misunderstood mexican
  03/20/26
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flushed chapel pistol
  03/20/26
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Ivory range half-breed
  03/21/26
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
lilac site toilet seat
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
glittery learning disabled international law enforcement agency
  03/20/26
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glittery learning disabled international law enforcement agency
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
Vermilion psychic
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
Copper concupiscible station
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
electric jew
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
silver library
  03/21/26
wow
flushed chapel pistol
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
pungent vigorous corn cake
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
Vivacious national sweet tailpipe
  03/22/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
Soul-stirring violet area
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
rear naked choke
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Richard Ames
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
fatty nigger
  03/23/26
lol
Bud Light
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
fatty nigger
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: flushed chapel pistol

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood mexican

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: flushed chapel pistol

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood mexican

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Ivory range half-breed

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: metal mauve clown

Cox -> Coxglorious

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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Ivory range half-breed



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating halford stage

Anushammer. Excellent work.

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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Ivory range half-breed

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Swollen Pit

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Misunderstood mexican



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: flushed chapel pistol



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Ivory range half-breed



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: lilac site toilet seat

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled international law enforcement agency

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: glittery learning disabled international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Vermilion psychic

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible station

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: electric jew

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: silver library

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: flushed chapel pistol

wow

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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: pungent vigorous corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Vivacious national sweet tailpipe

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring violet area

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: rear naked choke

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Richard Ames

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Bud Light

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2...id#49778151)