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Rate this alpha 47-yo surfing lawyer (vid)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/26/26
It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and ...
Exciting police squad pistol
  05/26/26
Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really ...
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/26/26
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demanding market quadroon
  05/26/26
180
Sadistic Mood
  05/26/26
Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in...
adventurous stag film rigpig
  05/26/26
0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ...
Aromatic ocher lodge jewess
  05/26/26
Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM ...
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
Men are 180
Effete learning disabled lay
  05/27/26
guy looks incredible for 57
Comical dull garrison pocket flask
  05/27/26
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sickened bearded set
  05/27/26
...
chartreuse anal boistinker
  05/27/26
I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that&rsquo...
Bronze potus newt
  05/27/26
...
Effete learning disabled lay
  05/27/26
hdy
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping
coral boiling water space
  05/27/26
Most people say that I am just as alpha https://x.com/tur...
vibrant headpube plaza
  05/27/26
...
Primrose corn cake
  05/27/26
where's your tats
Kink-friendly depressive
  05/27/26
Most autistic surfer of all time
Cobalt Godawful Giraffe
  05/27/26
my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovab...
At-the-ready irate base pervert
  05/27/26
Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can sta...
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will....
At-the-ready irate base pervert
  05/28/26
lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole
fantasy-prone contagious piazza chad
  05/27/26
It’s *on the North Shore, kook. Second, NS is the wh...
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that vide...
Galvanic athletic conference
  05/27/26
? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.
Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon
  05/27/26
I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. ...
Galvanic athletic conference
  05/27/26
as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder tha...
At-the-ready irate base pervert
  05/28/26
47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages
High-end candlestick maker public bath
  05/27/26
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ferengi
  10/17/26
thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - ...
harsh partner alpha
  05/27/26
Damn! 180 I forgot about that
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
There are so many awesome lawyers, you among them. Great vid...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
Thanks man!
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
On Thursday, I hiked the Appalachian Trail, yesterday I expl...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
I'm jealous bro. I nearly punched my wife in the face this m...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26
I’m sure you and your wife are really glad that you we...
luke the drifter
  10/17/26
She might have pulled her hammy running away. I'm jealous of...
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26
You look way older than 47, bro.
Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road
  10/17/26


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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903135)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting police squad pistol

It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and then the video loops with you respawning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903146)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903167)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: demanding market quadroon



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903172)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: adventurous stag film rigpig

Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903297)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Aromatic ocher lodge jewess

0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ones to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49903303)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM me videos. The Spirit of Aloha is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904018)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Effete learning disabled lay

Men are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904054)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Comical dull garrison pocket flask

guy looks incredible for 57

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904024)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: sickened bearded set



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: chartreuse anal boistinker



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Bronze potus newt

I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that’s a different Cali lawyer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904168)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Effete learning disabled lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904169)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904589)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: coral boiling water space

Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904035)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: vibrant headpube plaza

Most people say that I am just as alpha

https://x.com/turigyetimothy/status/2059547417431707972?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904137)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Primrose corn cake



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly depressive

where's your tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904142)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt Godawful Giraffe

Most autistic surfer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904185)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready irate base pervert

my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovable group of bald, autistic lawyers with 3 shaky cross steps during a 10 second ride on a literal 2 foot wave

but good on you brah for still getting after it. stoked for you

edit: : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904192)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can start fresh! Your mind is fucking with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904552)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: At-the-ready irate base pervert

credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will. age i$ flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49905055)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone contagious piazza chad

lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904560)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

It’s *on the North Shore, kook.

Second, NS is the whitest spot on the island, and Queens is way more localized than any longboard in spot up there. Htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904586)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Galvanic athletic conference

I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that video is athletically the same as skiing a bunny hill.. and if you were to surf a real wave it's more dangerous than skiing a real run.. if I were in Honolulu I'd just swim at that beach that's protected from the sharks by the reef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904566)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy Cyan Tanning Salon

? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904587)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Galvanic athletic conference

I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. I like to either go 60mph or nonstop moguls so I'm drenched in sweat when I get down. Equivalent wave, i.e. 10ft and if if I wipe out I die. Surfing just seems like a dumb "sport" for unemployed or those that want to be friends with various bums and negroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904593)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready irate base pervert

as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder than skiing. i could elaborate, but just trust that I am write and you are wrong. as always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49905053)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: High-end candlestick maker public bath

47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904592)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: harsh partner alpha

thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - sad! edit: you set the bar real high previously with your tats and casual nudity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#49904666)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Damn! 180 I forgot about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194518)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

There are so many awesome lawyers, you among them. Great video and awesome ride. You’re so blessed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194542)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Thanks man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194554)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

On Thursday, I hiked the Appalachian Trail, yesterday I explored an arboretum and listened to thrash metal in the shadow of the financial district of Manhattan, today I visited the unspoiled grounds of THE most prestigious high school in Morris County (hint it’s not the one RSF went to), listened to fantastic choral music inside a very nice Benedictine abbey with plenty of of bells and smells, then retired to the basement of Iron Bar to dance to Whitney Houston and Bob Jovi with my lovely wife. The world is truly a beautiful and wonderful place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194574)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

I'm jealous bro. I nearly punched my wife in the face this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194577)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I’m sure you and your wife are really glad that you were able to restrain yourself in the moment. Keep putting in the work, man. You are worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194579)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

She might have pulled her hammy running away. I'm jealous of your functioning relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194584)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Angry white woman tailgating you on an empty road

You look way older than 47, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2...id#50194573)