I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I ...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/08/14
im bill murray's nephew - i have to say he's one of the real...	fluffy zombie-like business firm mediation	03/09/14
This is a pretty weird post man	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/09/14
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(Joel murray's kid watching his mom give bill a hummer)	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/09/14
5567882	Insecure multi-colored step-uncle's house	03/10/14
holy shit	burgundy kink-friendly associate	04/05/14
18000000	Bossy overrated space dingle berry	05/04/14
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LOL	Provocative Yellow Pocket Flask	05/23/14
I lol uncontrollably for 2 minutes every time I read this	hairraiser impertinent resort	05/23/14
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180	Adulterous Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life	06/27/14
this is the best post in the history of xo	dark razzmatazz parlour	07/03/14
I still don't know what to make of this post. I wind up read...	Vigorous plum hell	02/15/16
This poast explains everything.	exhilarant buck-toothed forum	01/31/20
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180! LOLOLOL	Arousing Nubile Indian Lodge	10/03/14
lol	Impressive crotch	01/03/15
rofl wtf	Diverse electric furnace	01/03/15
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proof or flame	Razzle-dazzle Alcoholic Home Reading Party	11/20/15
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was this actually peterman? i never knew	godawful piazza rigpig	11/04/16
this was one of my first ever poasts, bros.	fluffy zombie-like business firm mediation	12/31/16
this one's for you	hilarious painfully honest toaster	12/31/16
...	cocky light scourge upon the earth multi-billionaire	07/07/17
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wtf?	Thriller temple	12/01/17
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YES	exhilarant buck-toothed forum	01/31/20
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this is so disturbing and explains so much about peterman	exhilarant buck-toothed forum	12/18/20
There is a lot going on ITT	Boyish Scarlet Lay	12/18/20
this is my favorite poast ever on xo	Cerebral Slippery Cuckoldry National	03/26/21
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The suggestion is not that he personally drinks a case of ch...	aromatic flickering gaming laptop library	08/15/14
that is exactly what happens, and you should too	Cowardly kitchen	01/03/15
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Moniker reserved.	fragrant thirsty point	03/08/14
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ABSORB THIS WISDOM XO	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/08/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/15/14
just thought of this. Prolly gonna get beer instead though	Hateful sweet tailpipe	03/15/14
Just make sure to drink every last bottle	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/15/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/22/14
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One of these weekends im gonna do this. Craft beer is too hi...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	03/22/14
Me too breh, me too	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/22/14
Can I do this alone or does that defeat the purpose of dat B...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	03/22/14
Dat bling and dat smile can be enjoyed alone brother	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/22/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/29/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/04/14
REMINDER	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/05/14
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You: drink the champagne of beers	brilliant erotic rehab goal in life	04/06/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/12/14
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Funny you should bump this thread right now, I'm daytime dri...	avocado bipolar wagecucks base	04/12/14
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tbf, this lifestyle has led to bill murray looking like grim...	burgundy kink-friendly associate	04/19/14
U post	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/19/14
bill murray was also busted in 1970 with ten POUNDS of pot a...	burgundy kink-friendly associate	04/19/14
I think he got more out of it than it got out of him.	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/19/14
REMINDER	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/19/14
Ty brother i was just about to do the saturday morning REMIN...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/19/14
I dont mean to step on your toes brother. Just showing suppo...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/19/14
No offense taken brother ty for the support	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/19/14
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I'm doing this next weekend. How many bottles, 3 or 4 you th...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/19/14
A case is six brother.	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/26/14
I thought a case was 12.	aromatic flickering gaming laptop library	08/15/14
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Was gonna do this this weekend but I'm gonna be with real li...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/26/14
You should do this with the real live people.	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	04/26/14
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Still time bros	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/04/14
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should I try this today?	Boyish Scarlet Lay	05/04/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/10/14
SUPREMELY COLD	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/10/14
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BUMP	hairraiser impertinent resort	05/16/14
REMINDER MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IS IDEAL FOR DAT BLING AND ...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/23/14
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dat THREE DAY weekend	Hateful sweet tailpipe	05/24/14
TWO FUCKING CASE REQUIREMENT BROTHER. EVERY/LAST\BOTTLE	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/24/14
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Can you do this with Prosecco?	Indecent dopamine	05/24/14
YES	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/24/14
of course man.	bright mexican locale	05/31/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/31/14
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Didn't know this was a real post. http://defamer.gawker.com/...	obsidian tank native	05/31/14
Im no false prophet brother. If i bring you the word it is ...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/31/14
while I am saddened to learn that this wasn't an xo original...	Histrionic fortuitous meteor hominid	05/31/14
i told you it was bill murray brother	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	06/07/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	06/07/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	06/14/14
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EARLY REMINDER. GET THAT CHAMP ON ICE	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	06/27/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	06/28/14
EARLY REMINDER! JULY 4 IS A MINIMUM 3 MONTANA COOLER WEEKEND...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	07/03/14
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shit might have to montana cooler this bitch	Galvanic elite state	07/04/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	07/11/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	08/01/14
Cot damn I was feeling run down and just read this. Holy shi...	violet know-it-all stage ratface	08/01/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	08/09/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	08/15/14
i killed a cheap bottle of andre and ice last weekend, it wa...	talking ceo yarmulke	08/15/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	08/22/14
*Outlook Friday reminder goes off* YNYYYYYYY	violet know-it-all stage ratface	08/22/14
REMINDER: ALSO THREE DAY WEEKEND = 2 COOLER MINIMUM	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	08/29/14
i remember when i wasnt alcohol dependent and this was fun t...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	08/29/14
You're not alcohol dependent anymore brother!	Hateful sweet tailpipe	12/01/17
You're not alcohol dependent anymore brother!	Hateful sweet tailpipe	12/01/17
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	09/07/14
OFS	violet know-it-all stage ratface	09/12/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	09/13/14
BBBUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPPPP	violet know-it-all stage ratface	10/03/14
I'm gonna start chipping ice by hand right now.	Insane Tantric Church	10/03/14
ahem	lemon floppy goyim	10/24/14
I have a couple bottles of champagne I've been sitting on fo...	Naked Crackhouse Legend	10/24/14
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	11/07/14
do you think he's jealous?	excitant brethren stage	11/07/14
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REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	11/21/14
FIVE COOLER FOUR DAY WEEKEND. just a reminder bros.	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	12/25/14
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REMINDER	Cowardly kitchen	01/03/15
THERE IS STILL TIME	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	01/03/15
WEEKEND REMINDER	Cowardly kitchen	03/01/15
REMINDER	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	03/13/15
Guess what	violet know-it-all stage ratface	05/01/15
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Sorry I didn't remind you faggots on Friday, but there is st...	Turquoise heaven candlestick maker	05/25/15
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heeeeere we gooooooooooooooooooo	Nofapping chapel	06/05/15
mmmmhmmmmm	violet know-it-all stage ratface	06/26/15
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Let's go people	Nofapping chapel	09/05/15
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Have you seen him recently? He looks like death warmed over...	motley mildly autistic garrison mad-dog skullcap	09/26/15
180	talented school puppy	09/26/15
180	Hateful sweet tailpipe	11/07/15
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http://www.cnet.com/news/annoyed-bill-murray-threw-fans-phon...	spruce property	02/15/16
YNY	violet know-it-all stage ratface	03/04/16
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REMINDER	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/09/16
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REMINDER	Hateful sweet tailpipe	06/18/16
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i remember when i used to bump this a lot	Hateful sweet tailpipe	12/31/16
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U: heaven	hyperactive wrinkle	03/09/17
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RIP	bright mexican locale	03/09/17
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The only problem with this is that champagne doesn't taste i...	unholy theater stage	04/01/17
Alright good for you	out-of-control supple center factory reset button	04/01/17
jfc what an autistic post	Honey-headed Box Office Becky	07/07/17
in honor of FYRE	violet know-it-all stage ratface	04/28/17
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yny	violet know-it-all stage ratface	07/14/17
missed last week but we're on this week!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	08/04/17
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rip	Red theatre	01/03/18
Been bumping this for 4 years. No reason to stop now	violet know-it-all stage ratface	02/02/18
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mid way through year bump	violet know-it-all stage ratface	06/15/18
I'm doing this all weekend. Not flame	violet know-it-all stage ratface	07/20/18
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A year ago op mysteriously died	hyperactive wrinkle	08/10/18
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this was like 6 months before i went to rehab	Hateful sweet tailpipe	09/12/18
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Cut out early to watch glass. Yny	violet know-it-all stage ratface	01/18/19
Holy shit here we goooooo	violet know-it-all stage ratface	03/01/19
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champagne is nasty	marvelous bronze sanctuary	03/01/19
(fag)	Red theatre	03/01/19
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fire it up	violet know-it-all stage ratface	06/14/19
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Reminder! RIP Anon	violet know-it-all stage ratface	01/10/20
wAIT, WHO DIED?	yapping stead	04/24/20
jfc you motherfucking retard	Red theatre	06/19/20
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Corona Addition!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	04/03/20
incredible bump	Hateful sweet tailpipe	04/03/20
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I did this on a Vegas bachelor party weekend and it was 180	pontificating degenerate abode	04/24/20
PPP edition!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	05/01/20
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Anon6356 whipping up roast beef sandwiches and pounding cham...	Red theatre	06/19/20
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WHAT UP	violet know-it-all stage ratface	10/23/20
Talking church sweet tailpipe TP here. 300 poast edition 180...	violet know-it-all stage ratface	11/20/20
Sup neegassss	violet know-it-all stage ratface	12/18/20
I literally recited this by heart to my wife an hour ago	Sickened Kitty Friendly Grandma	12/18/20
memestock UPDATTTTEEEEEEE	violet know-it-all stage ratface	01/29/21
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SPRING TIME	violet know-it-all stage ratface	03/26/21
champagne for my real friends real pain for my sham friends	violet know-it-all stage ratface	06/25/21
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killer champagne and sport weekend incoming	violet know-it-all stage ratface	10/15/21
world series edition. I not flame bought champagne earlier	violet know-it-all stage ratface	10/29/21
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RITTENHOUSE FREEDOM EDITION	violet know-it-all stage ratface	11/19/21
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Friday 500k settlement edition!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	01/28/22
that buzz, that bling, that smile	Rose seedy internal respiration	02/04/22
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this thread is the origin of golden retriever poasting	Rose seedy internal respiration	04/01/22
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YEahhhh buddy	violet know-it-all stage ratface	07/08/22
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rip anon6356 :(	Racy Lilac Hall	08/05/22
=(. I'm keeping the spirit alive brother!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	08/05/22
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Feelin slow but this'll get me goin!	violet know-it-all stage ratface	09/09/22
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champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham frie...	violet know-it-all stage ratface	11/04/22
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champagne campaign	violet know-it-all stage ratface	03/03/23
solid bort drama week	violet know-it-all stage ratface	05/12/23
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its like a hydration level	Rose seedy internal respiration	09/24/23
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wtf	sticky trust fund	07/12/24
one of my favorite xo threads. can't believe it's 10 years o...	Poppy bespoke office masturbator	07/13/24
guess who's back	violet know-it-all stage ratface	08/16/24
Idgi, did Bill Murray actually say that? This OP has my fagg...	self-centered blood rage	08/16/24
https://www.vice.com/en/article/let-bill-murray-teach-you-ho...	Angry Bateful Gunner Roommate	08/16/24
back on it bros	violet know-it-all stage ratface	10/18/24
pretty sure this was the origin of this meme	aqua pungent double fault gaping	02/07/25
Joe Rogan Experience #2282 - Bill Murray https://www.yout...	Hateful sweet tailpipe	03/08/25
2014 Bill Murray was not wrong.	mahogany underhanded school cafeteria old irish cottage	03/08/25
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back on tap	violet know-it-all stage ratface	06/27/25
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