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bam! ur made a vp at an f50 corporate. how long do u last?
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: Fratty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094587) |
Date: September 16th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future) Indefinitely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094589) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:21 PM Author: Fratty do u get promoted to the c-suite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094590) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:12 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48098345) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:21 PM Author: Karlshit (🧐) vp of what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094591) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:22 PM Author: Fratty random vp role. could be procurement, marketing, R&D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094594) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Karlshit (🧐) 5-10% I last more than a couple months assuming it's not an investment bank or something where "VP" is basically just "non-junior employee" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094643) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:25 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., F50's often have hundreds of vp's and it's not even close to a c-level position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094598) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:28 PM Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: ..,.,..,. at large, blue chip companies VP is a high level position with massive responsibility. even if the person doesn't directly own a P&L. they could have 300-1,200 direct reports (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094616) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., low iq schtick? u mean indirect reports. nobody has 300-1200 direct reports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094620) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:35 PM Author: ..,.,..,. yes, not direct reports. call it "direct responsibility for the management of" 300-1,200 people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094634) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:42 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., fine.
the avg f500 has like 70k employees. you could have hundreds of vps who are each responsible for 300-1200 people. |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:45 PM Author: ..,.,..,. indeed. each of one of those hundreds of people has a high pressure demanding job. i'm not saying some xo'ers couldn't handle it, but it's not easy. in some ways harder than being a client services partner given all the insane extraneous bullshit you have to navigate on a daily basis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094663) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:46 PM Author: hank_scorpio like responding to important emails and inquiring as to whether your underlings did the things you told them to do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094666) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:48 PM Author: ..,.,..,. that's not what the job is but if that's what you think it is then ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094673) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: hank_scorpio lol, sure, that's not what management jobs are, it's all very important hard work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094675) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., and many of these hundreds of people are people who arent particularly bright or aren't particularly hard working. the competition level to be one of hundreds of vps at a megacorp is nothing like making v100 equity partner. as some megacorp vp, it's not that hard to stay there and survive given that you're not exactly competing against the best and brightest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094676) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: ..,.,..,. At the top end blue chip companies you absolutely are competing against the best and brightest. You’re also competing with people that have knowledge based and all skill sets in a wide variety of areas, not just law and sales (i.e., the skills needed to succeed as a law firm partner). Xo’ers just have a myopic worldview due to lack of real world experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094716) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . No. These jobs are brutally competitive and require very specific experience. There is some truth that you can age into them but that just really means nobody under 35 has the resume for this stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094799) |
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Date: September 17th, 2024 10:12 AM Author: a certain dog being eaten by feral haitian (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48098347) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: ADVANCED darkness (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) 3 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094610) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:40 PM Author: ............,.,.,.,.......,,.,., I'm Indian so probably 10-20+ years culminating in a C-level position, most likely CEO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094648) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:41 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon 1 year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094651) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:43 PM Author: penis capitalism OP deserves to be gang raped for making this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094659) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:13 PM Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094772) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Fratty ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094809) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: penis capitalism What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094811) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Ass Sunstein 20 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094730) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I am head of a function at a place like that and the answer is "forever or until somebody bigger buys us and my job is eliminated." I play the politics game in this place like a BOSS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094757) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., you're not the head of anything important. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094762) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:12 PM That's way better than being the head of something that is important. If accounting fucks up, everybody is going to find out about it in a hurry. If procurement fucks up and overpays for shit, it's a lot more subtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094769) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:18 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . Once upon a time maybe. Today everyone has AI running nutty metrics on everything. The AI will flag the overpayment and it will be raised on a call in about 3 days time. Shit is getting ridiculous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094791) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:14 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I am the head of broker dealer compliance and CCO of the Americas which is to say I report to a European fuckwad who runs global compliance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094779) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Compliance, HR, etc shouldn't really count for this hypo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094798) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . At least before software automated everything in Compliance this was an area where a bro like me would have 200+ employees to answer for. Now it's more like 20 but they all make $200k v. $65k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094807) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 1:22 PM Author: Christopher's Disease Indefinitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48094803) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 2:22 PM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat congratulations on ur promotion fratty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48095004) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: '"'""'"''"''"' Indefinitely with the risk that I get randomly laid off. That is true of pretty much everyone at that level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48095386) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:58 PM Author: winrar I suck at playing "politics" so probably not long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5595711&forum_id=2...id#48095403) |