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rarely asked question, how the fuck did Vance get into venture capital?

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
He met Peter Thiel.
sadistic bearded whorehouse toaster
  10/25/24
as a second year at sidley?
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-...
sadistic bearded whorehouse toaster
  10/25/24
...
tan multi-colored area
  10/25/24
Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton ...
Heady Aqua House
  10/25/24
but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need ...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities
Heady Aqua House
  10/25/24
Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money
navy brethren
  10/25/24
but why? Why JD fucking Vance?
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
???? If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him...
navy brethren
  10/25/24
but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order fro...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic
charismatic parlour
  10/25/24
but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure,...
charismatic parlour
  10/25/24
life just isn't fair
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed t...
charismatic parlour
  10/25/24
I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fi...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding t...
navy brethren
  10/25/24
finding them as 1L's?
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
The earlier the better
navy brethren
  10/25/24
Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to w...
scarlet outnumbered haunted graveyard messiness
  10/25/24
Via Peter Thiel's penis
Bonkers Library Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/25/24
aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising righ...
cracking flesh station mediation
  10/25/24
but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by righ...
cracking flesh station mediation
  10/25/24
probably about right, but there still must have been a humal...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable e...
cracking flesh station mediation
  10/25/24
I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the ...
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions abou...
navy brethren
  10/25/24
that does nothing to explain jd vance
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?
Aphrodisiac Buff Immigrant
  10/25/24
why in the fuck would I watch that trash?
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and ...
aromatic puce knife psychic
  10/25/24
I'm not sure the timeline is definitive, but was he recruite...
Exciting Personal Credit Line Prole
  10/25/24
it was before apparently
glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater
  10/25/24
The answer to all of this is Amy Tiger Mom Chua
plum cowardly sanctuary
  10/25/24
...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  11/06/24


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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100 absurdly fast, wtf actually went on there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240870)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: sadistic bearded whorehouse toaster

He met Peter Thiel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240873)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

as a second year at sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240875)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: sadistic bearded whorehouse toaster

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-vance-and-peter-thiel-what-to-know-about-the-relationship-between-trumps-vp-pick-and-the-billionaire/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240877)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: tan multi-colored area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240876)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Heady Aqua House

Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton UG strive for. I'm sure it's a higher % at Harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240881)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need to be the guy with capital for that, he was a senator almost straight out of law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240884)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Heady Aqua House

They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241569)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:37 PM
Author: navy brethren

Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240964)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

but why? Why JD fucking Vance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240973)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: navy brethren

????

If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him money too. He’s the only competent right wing politician currently alive lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48240982)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order from what I can gather of the news lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241235)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: charismatic parlour

peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241256)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw a chubby top he'd like to bone and he might be vp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241271)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic parlour

a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure, why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241287)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

life just isn't fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241289)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: charismatic parlour

this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed to be the sex pet of an insatiable power bottom billionaire with humiliation fetishes so intricate they would've made foucault blush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241323)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241333)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: navy brethren

If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding the most capable ambitious and ruthless people who shared my worldview and give them as much money as I could

It’s an investment with by far the highest return possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241312)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

finding them as 1L's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241316)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: navy brethren

The earlier the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241346)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: scarlet outnumbered haunted graveyard messiness

Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to wokeness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241350)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Bonkers Library Scourge Upon The Earth

Via Peter Thiel's penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241351)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: cracking flesh station mediation

aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising right wing politician, to help launch his political career. vance wasn't actually grinding spreadsheets or probably even doing much of anything. thiel was just giving vance colorable resume fodder while he introduced him to the right people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241353)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241357)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: cracking flesh station mediation

well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by right wing yls faculty, which just punts the question back a few years. probably some combination of thinking he was smart, an ideological fellow traveler, had a sale-able background, and was poor and unconnected enough that they could essentially own him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241370)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:25 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

probably about right, but there still must have been a humaliation ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241375)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: cracking flesh station mediation

i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable enough to be trusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241378)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the best working hypothesis we've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241381)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: navy brethren

Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions about how rich/famous people are somehow magically different from everyone else

People give money, favors, etc to people who they like. Just like you and me. I'm nice to people because I like them, not because I want to indebt them to me in the future. In turn, they will be nice to me, and I will have set them up to be nice to others who are like us. It's like a tribe, or a club. Of people who are like you - who you actually like and care about, and who share your values and vision for the world

The only difference between us and them is they have way more money and ability to give favors and access than we do. You and I are putting in a good word for our friend's son for the 13 year old select baseball team. They are putting in a good word for a fellow traveler for a hedge fund. It's a quantitative not qualitative difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241382)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

that does nothing to explain jd vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241386)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Immigrant

Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241384)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

why in the fuck would I watch that trash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241390)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: aromatic puce knife psychic

cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and this has been in motion for 20 years now which when you think about it is a lifetime. its probably not a blueprint for success going forward but 10-20 years ago was a totally different world. the best part is a halfassed millennial woman wouldve gotten pushed up the ladder just as fast for no reason other than shes a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241361)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Exciting Personal Credit Line Prole

I'm not sure the timeline is definitive, but was he recruited after Hillbilly Elegy?

Like who wouldn't want to hire a former marine Yale Law Grad to begin with? And if you add in best selling author...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241784)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: glittery pea-brained hell volcanic crater

it was before apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241812)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: plum cowardly sanctuary

The answer to all of this is Amy Tiger Mom Chua

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48241793)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:52 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2...id#48296764)