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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
spruce alcoholic site people who are hurt
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
orchid concupiscible famous landscape painting parlor
  07/06/25
underrated
Razzmatazz location prole
  07/06/25
THIS.
Indecent Floppy Church Building
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Saffron Arousing Stain
  07/06/25
Lol
heady sanctuary
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Maniacal aggressive theater
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Fragrant Gaped Toilet Seat
  07/06/25
...
spruce alcoholic site people who are hurt
  07/06/25
...
Maniacal aggressive theater
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
bat shit crazy regret toaster
  07/06/25
Of course
vivacious travel guidebook
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
mildly autistic infuriating legend
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
vivacious travel guidebook
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Maniacal aggressive theater
  07/06/25
No
chartreuse base
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
vibrant gaming laptop
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Beady-eyed Codepig
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
mildly autistic infuriating legend
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Beady-eyed Codepig
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
At-the-ready Territorial Yarmulke Philosopher-king
  07/06/25
...
appetizing kitchen corn cake
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Big Garrison
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Fragrant Gaped Toilet Seat
  07/06/25
noble
Beady-eyed Codepig
  07/06/25
...
appetizing kitchen corn cake
  07/07/25
...
very tactful field
  07/07/25
...
Big Garrison
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spruce alcoholic site people who are hurt

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: orchid concupiscible famous landscape painting parlor

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz location prole

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Indecent Floppy Church Building

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Saffron Arousing Stain

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: heady sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Maniacal aggressive theater

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Toilet Seat

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: spruce alcoholic site people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Maniacal aggressive theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy regret toaster

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: vivacious travel guidebook

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic infuriating legend

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: vivacious travel guidebook

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Maniacal aggressive theater

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: chartreuse base

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Codepig

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic infuriating legend

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Codepig

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready Territorial Yarmulke Philosopher-king

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Big Garrison

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Toilet Seat

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Codepig

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: appetizing kitchen corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: very tactful field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Big Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49079489)