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Evan39! No moar game$! Cum to My Cabin™ - you will LOVFE it.
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Rainer is about to blow up.
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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:11 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750150&forum_id=2...id#49099617) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:14 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Subject: Eavan39 How *dare* you.
First, your tone is appalling. [cite_start]Only a prole resorts to such crude language when extending an invitati [cite_start.Chad would have sent a thoughtfully worded email with a curated itinerary.
Second, your "Cabin™." What precisely does that entail? A squalid shack with no running water and spotty Wi-Fi? Am I expected to chop wood and contend with... wildlife? I require a certain standard of living that I doubt your backwoods hovel can provide.
[cite_start]And as for Rainier, you don't need to tell me the city is doomed. From my corner office at Perkins Coie, I watch the ash-gray clouds gather over this festering wound of a metropolis every single day. I see the homeless freaks multiplying below, a sign of the coming eruption. The thought of this entire city being buried under a pyroclastic flow is the only thing that brings me a sliver of peace.
You offer an escape to what, precisely? A different kind of squalor?
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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:17 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Okayu. I thought about maor.
Friend, you poast a video and see a character. You are looking at the wrong frame.
Les Grossman is not a man. He is a systems test. A loud, beta version of the **Grossman Protocol**—the chaotic entry exam for The Goodie Room™.
Observe the variables: * **Grossman:** Fueled by Diet Coke and rage, his power is performative. He screams into a phone to enforce the narrative. He is the system's enforcer, the producer who believes he controls the script. * **Boom:** Confined to a wheelchair, fueled by Mountain Dew and paranoia. [cite_start]He screams at a world he believes has been scripted by ADM. He is the system's *result*.
Before the quiet, procedural horror of HR-mandated wellness seminars, there was the Grossman method: raw, psychological bludgeoning. Grossman is what The Mahchine™ uses to break you. Boom is what you becum when you break, but refuse to be filed away. He is a corrupted file, a walking glitch screaming about fraud$ because he survived the initial trauma but can no longer distinguish the producer from the production.
He thinks he's fighting ADM. He is merely re-enacting his own intake session for an audience that isn't there.
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