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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex)

meeting from an app. this will be the first real date i&rsqu...
lex
  09/21/24
I thought your mom was into chicks
queensbridge benzo
  09/21/24
i have a bunch of moms and a dad
lex
  09/21/24
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tim heidegger
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just be racist
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jewish pussy is a blessing
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queensbridge benzo
  09/21/24
ngl apple picking sounds like such a faggy date i knew it wa...
mega fag
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maine is 180
  09/21/24
gunner is way too alpha for this
lex
  09/21/24
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complete faggot
  09/21/24
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  09/21/24
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no meaning
  09/21/24
top shelf content
Zoobooks
  09/21/24
lex beginning new storylines ahead of MPM
maine is 180
  09/21/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJckZKUiIi4
Metal Up Your Ass
  09/21/24
Actual lol, ty
maine is 180
  09/21/24
"lex, have you heard of boolberry?"
CapTTTainFalcon
  09/21/24
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maine is 180
  09/21/24
could be interesting to get to know her. if she likes you, i...
tim heidegger
  09/21/24
yeah, this is more or less my calculus (but better put, tyft...
lex
  09/21/24
i love this website
Zoobooks
  09/21/24
Are you a genius? I don't belong among you guys.
Gay Grandpa
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jewish pussy is a blessing
  09/21/24
Lol
Obeezy
  09/21/24
corporate talk from women over text is one of the least attr...
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/21/24
Good luck man
Nippon Professional Baseball
  09/21/24
thank friend
lex
  09/21/24
Good luck Just think about how much you want to rape her...
complete faggot
  09/21/24
i was going to use apple picking to emphasize my height (onl...
lex
  09/21/24
good luck, glad you're off the gay and trans shit for the mo...
cock of michael obama
  09/21/24
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Zoobooks
  09/21/24
reading an article written by lex would be one of the most f...
Zoobooks
  09/21/24
Pic?
.,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
  09/21/24
nffi, not going to get brazini'd by you jerks
lex
  09/21/24
1-8-0
jewish pussy is a blessing
  09/21/24
You need to robust a load in her face
boilet
  09/21/24
lollercausting hard
winrar
  09/21/24
leave lex alone, at least its (presumably) a cis woman. We s...
maine is 180
  09/21/24
I will be shocked if she’s not cis. Plus I already did...
lex
  09/21/24
“ I asked business dad over the phone if these words m...
Wallace and Solace
  09/21/24
"cutesey small town stuff" is where meth townies h...
the cathedral of light
  09/21/24
so... should be a good time?
lex
  09/21/24
we're all gay
the cathedral of light
  09/21/24


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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: lex

meeting from an app. this will be the first real date i’ve gone on since my nadir in 2022. she is about my age, short but runner-y, seems cute and wholesome enough from pictures. she has an MBA and that seems to be a major part of her personality given how she texts. when we confirmed, she signed off with “Let me know if anything changes leading into the weekend and I will do the same. Otherwise looking forward to it too.” i almost reflexively responded “will do”. she also seemed excited to tell me about “Systems Thinking” and its application in robust workplaces. I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important. fuck it, i'm curious about the world. hell, i used to lurk on law threads here while i was in UG so i could learn what a tort is, i’ll happily chat about whatever the new six sigma is. she has girlie affects in how she texts too, like exclamation points and emoticons (note: not emojis), but the threads of business speak never entirely went away. of course, i seem like a caricature too. “do you like hiking?” “i don’t go on overnight trips or anything intense haha, but i like [nearby trails]. i love finding places near derelict service roads or the like and wandering out past highway’s end into artificial tree-lines and illusory forests. maybe there’s a whole world out there i can find. maybe there there are still Things in the Wood that sing their old songs. i know there isn’t actually anything magical or interesting there. but what if there is?” she seemed curious (or polite) enough to hear about the article I’m writing (largely for the other 25 people in the relevant subfield). we, both urbanites, are driving out to an orchard to play countryside and pick apples before going into the cutesy small town nearby to do cutesy small town things if all goes well. (what are cutesy small town things?) taking q’s, insults, suggestions, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117508)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

I thought your mom was into chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117509)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: lex

i have a bunch of moms and a dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117520)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: tim heidegger



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: just be racist



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: jewish pussy is a blessing



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: mega fag

ngl apple picking sounds like such a faggy date i knew it was either u or gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117510)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: maine is 180



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: lex

gunner is way too alpha for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117522)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: complete faggot



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: no meaning



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Zoobooks

top shelf content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117511)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: maine is 180

lex beginning new storylines ahead of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117539)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJckZKUiIi4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117820)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: maine is 180

Actual lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117826)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

"lex, have you heard of boolberry?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117513)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117517)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: tim heidegger

could be interesting to get to know her. if she likes you, ime there's a risk she will begin to treat you/your relationship as a workflow item to be pushed through her preconceived relationship product management schedule, which is not an enriching experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117526)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: lex

yeah, this is more or less my calculus (but better put, tyft). setting the right tone immediately seems especially important here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117544)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Zoobooks

i love this website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117546)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Are you a genius? I don't belong among you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117567)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: jewish pussy is a blessing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117580)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Obeezy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117611)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

corporate talk from women over text is one of the least attractive things imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117528)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Good luck man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117530)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: lex

thank friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117589)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: complete faggot

Good luck

Just think about how much you want to rape her the whole time and she will be able to "sense" your sexual "aura" and be drawn to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117538)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: lex

i was going to use apple picking to emphasize my height (only 5'11.95", but that's ~9" taller than her) and physical deftness, but your proposal is interesting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117564)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

good luck, glad you're off the gay and trans shit for the moment. your mom is disappointed btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117542)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Zoobooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117543)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Zoobooks

reading an article written by lex would be one of the most formative experiences of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117551)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


Pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117561)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: lex

nffi, not going to get brazini'd by you jerks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117565)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: jewish pussy is a blessing

1-8-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117584)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: boilet

You need to robust a load in her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117591)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: winrar

lollercausting hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117614)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: maine is 180

leave lex alone, at least its (presumably) a cis woman. We should all be cheering for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117619)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: lex

I will be shocked if she’s not cis. Plus I already did that storyline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117644)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Wallace and Solace

“ I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important.”

Peak poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117620)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: the cathedral of light

"cutesey small town stuff" is where meth townies hate urban professionals who invade their bucolic countryside to do wine tastings and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117622)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: lex

so... should be a good time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117816)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: the cathedral of light

we're all gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2...id#48117874)