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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Mahogany bawdyhouse regret
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
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maize kitchen
  07/06/25
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wine telephone
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Ivory locale goyim
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
haunting lay masturbator
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
nudist orchid immigrant bbw
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Heady Unhinged Queen Of The Night
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wine telephone
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Infuriating excitant mad-dog skullcap athletic conference
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
titillating old irish cottage
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
dead dopamine incel
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
laughsome step-uncle's house son of senegal
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Ivory locale goyim
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
haunting lay masturbator
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Ivory locale goyim
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
haunting lay masturbator
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bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
dead dopamine incel
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
haunting lay masturbator
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Naked Contagious Hominid
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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Ivory locale goyim
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Ivory locale goyim
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
floppy rehab
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
vivacious principal's office water buffalo
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Ivory locale goyim
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Wonderful lodge
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse regret

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: maize kitchen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Tan Hairraiser Circlehead Antidepressant Drug

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse regret



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bistre Trip Heaven



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Infuriating excitant mad-dog skullcap athletic conference



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Charismatic roommate forum



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house son of senegal



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: flushed insane center



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: dun bateful area digit ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: low-t hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious principal's office water buffalo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded Lilac Private Investor Weed Whacker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: ultramarine supple stage pozpig



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: wine telephone



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Drunken arousing gaming laptop cuck

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: haunting lay masturbator

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: nudist orchid immigrant bbw

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Heady Unhinged Queen Of The Night

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: wine telephone



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Infuriating excitant mad-dog skullcap athletic conference

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: titillating old irish cottage

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: dead dopamine incel

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house son of senegal

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: haunting lay masturbator

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Ivory locale goyim

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: haunting lay masturbator

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: dead dopamine incel

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: haunting lay masturbator

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Naked Contagious Hominid

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Infuriating excitant mad-dog skullcap athletic conference



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sooty internal respiration church

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: glittery opaque fanboi toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aqua double fault trust fund



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: floppy rehab

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious principal's office water buffalo

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Ivory locale goyim



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Wonderful lodge

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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