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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Godawful Abode
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Vivacious sanctuary incel
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
supple burgundy windowlicker
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Painfully honest laughsome gaming laptop
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Plum adulterous nursing home
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
harsh native
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Tantric business firm twinkling uncleanness
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Ocher Box Office Prole
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Godawful Abode
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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Ivory hunting ground
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Godawful Abode

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: heady hyperventilating stage

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bonkers pearly locale really tough guy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted avocado yarmulke brunch



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: supple burgundy windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular jew chapel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Carnelian mad cow disease macaca



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser scourge upon the earth sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Poppy Stimulating Boltzmann Rehab



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Snowy odious selfie athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: charismatic outnumbered set mood



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary incel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: supple burgundy windowlicker

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest laughsome gaming laptop

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Plum adulterous nursing home

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: harsh native

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Godawful Abode

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: bistre thriller space blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Soggy cruise ship weed whacker

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: harsh native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aqua multi-colored death wish faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: hideous razzle-dazzle parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Snowy odious selfie athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary incel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted avocado yarmulke brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Tantric business firm twinkling uncleanness

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Ocher Box Office Prole

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Godawful Abode

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian mad cow disease macaca

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fishy Garrison Gay Wizard

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Poppy Stimulating Boltzmann Rehab

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: mahogany menage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Ivory hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: apoplectic razzmatazz giraffe

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Godawful Abode

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted avocado yarmulke brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bistre thriller space blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Fragrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: harsh native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49095575)