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Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/11/26
Aren’t you both married?
Marvelous Place Of Business
  04/11/26
Yes but she’s getting a divorce.
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/11/26
Sorry old kids, Daddy's got new kids!
Grizzly Institution
  04/11/26
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hairless area mood
  04/11/26
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flesh business firm clown
  04/11/26
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salmon space son of senegal
  04/11/26
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Arrogant bespoke striped hyena sneaky criminal
  04/11/26
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180 orange senate round eye
  04/11/26
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Underhanded carnelian theater stage blood rage
  04/12/26
what's this man's name
flickering affirmative action filthpig
  04/11/26
This is going to end REAL well!
Khaki locale
  04/11/26
Maybe it will?
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/11/26
No.
Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor
  04/11/26
Upon further reflection, lol no
Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor
  04/11/26
Now now, let's really think about this. How about now?
Pearl Blathering Range
  04/11/26
Coming back to this, I’m now at “polite chuckle ...
Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor
  04/11/26
Are you gonna kill your current spouses and house all the ki...
Grizzly Institution
  04/11/26
no, he'll sell the kids at the new whore's bidding
Khaki locale
  04/11/26
What’s the status of your marriage?
flesh business firm clown
  04/11/26
Separated
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/12/26
I thought you said that wasn’t going to happen?
flesh business firm clown
  04/13/26
has your boss talked to you about your worktime daydreaming ...
diverse stag film old irish cottage
  04/11/26
No
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/12/26
the 76 y/o boomer subordinate?
comical bearded french chef
  04/11/26
She’ll be sick of you less than 6 months after the ink...
Razzle Center Boiling Water
  04/11/26
Anyways, gotta go! tp
lilac high-end garrison fortuitous meteor
  04/11/26
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flesh business firm clown
  04/12/26
That sounds like a brilliant idea. There is no chance that t...
Sooty Laughsome State Sound Barrier
  04/12/26
There’s a chance for a lot of things…
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/12/26
Even XO has gotten bored of your midlife crisis. She will t...
flesh business firm clown
  04/12/26
Marrying and impregnating a woman you're in love with is a o...
pungent bistre ticket booth marketing idea
  04/12/26
* twice
titillating church building cuckoldry
  04/12/26
What makes this offer better than your current wife and kid?
angry gold crotch menage
  04/12/26
My kid isn’t going anywhere. My wife and I have a hard...
Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut
  04/12/26
"My kid isn’t going anywhere." LJL I'm not s...
Talented dull hospital telephone
  04/12/26
this can't be emphasized enough. i definitely didn't appreci...
milky boistinker
  04/12/26
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180 orange senate round eye
  04/12/26
The most functional set ups are when the kid stays in the sa...
Stirring circlehead
  04/12/26
does that really happen? seems kind of 180 tbh.
milky boistinker
  04/13/26
Lol at any selfish divorcemo inconveniencing themselves like...
Shimmering Voyeur Gaping
  04/13/26
The couple who lives down the street from me does this. The ...
Sooty Laughsome State Sound Barrier
  04/13/26
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Underhanded carnelian theater stage blood rage
  04/12/26
"my kids aren't going anywhere" wow cr they wil...
180 orange senate round eye
  04/12/26
“But I am worried that path just ends the same but tak...
Mauve Razzmatazz Azn Pit
  04/12/26
“My kid isn’t going anywhere” LMAO
flesh business firm clown
  04/13/26
Are you prepared for when he likes his new dad better?
flesh business firm clown
  04/13/26
Don’t jump into that. I immediately tried to knock up ...
milky boistinker
  04/12/26
Also, rate your wife’s anus and also your subordinate&...
milky boistinker
  04/12/26
My dad significantly messed mine and my siblings' upbringing...
Plum outnumbered sex offender corner
  04/12/26
So you're saying he could turn his son into a poaster?
pungent bistre ticket booth marketing idea
  04/12/26
Yeah, on second thought he should def do it
Plum outnumbered sex offender corner
  04/12/26
What's your husband's take on this?
indigo insane property
  04/12/26
which dads?
180 orange senate round eye
  04/12/26
My ex's dad left the family for some whore and she completel...
trip keepsake machete hominid
  04/12/26
Your ex? apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!
Khaki locale
  04/14/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810161)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Marvelous Place Of Business

Aren’t you both married?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810168)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

Yes but she’s getting a divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810202)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Grizzly Institution

Sorry old kids, Daddy's got new kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810169)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: hairless area mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810170)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810231)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: salmon space son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810304)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Arrogant bespoke striped hyena sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810659)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: 180 orange senate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49811550)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Underhanded carnelian theater stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813425)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: flickering affirmative action filthpig

what's this man's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810171)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: Khaki locale

This is going to end REAL well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810172)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

Maybe it will?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810206)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810207)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor

Upon further reflection, lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810210)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Pearl Blathering Range

Now now, let's really think about this. How about now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810232)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine coldplay fan parlor

Coming back to this, I’m now at “polite chuckle while looking away and hoping that the subject changes because actually engaging in any real discussion about these delusions would risk hurting your friends feelings”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810290)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: Grizzly Institution

Are you gonna kill your current spouses and house all the kids together like the Brady Bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810208)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Khaki locale

no, he'll sell the kids at the new whore's bidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810656)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown

What’s the status of your marriage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810233)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

Separated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812141)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown

I thought you said that wasn’t going to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813892)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: diverse stag film old irish cottage

has your boss talked to you about your worktime daydreaming and lack of focus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810292)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812142)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: comical bearded french chef

the 76 y/o boomer subordinate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810327)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Razzle Center Boiling Water

She’ll be sick of you less than 6 months after the ink is dry on your divorce decree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49810691)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: lilac high-end garrison fortuitous meteor

Anyways, gotta go! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49811553)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49811941)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:20 AM
Author: Sooty Laughsome State Sound Barrier

That sounds like a brilliant idea. There is no chance that this chick will get bored of you and start fucking some other dude behind your back. I mean, it's not like she has ever done that before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49811813)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

There’s a chance for a lot of things…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812143)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown

Even XO has gotten bored of your midlife crisis. She will too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49811942)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: pungent bistre ticket booth marketing idea

Marrying and impregnating a woman you're in love with is a once in a lifetime experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812030)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: titillating church building cuckoldry

* twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812153)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: angry gold crotch menage

What makes this offer better than your current wife and kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812034)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Hideous Pale Elastic Band Juggernaut

My kid isn’t going anywhere. My wife and I have a hard time being in same room as each other and have for several months. I’m not sure there’s a way back for us even without the other woman in the picture. So it’s not really like I’m choosing the other one over wife. That said, I could still see myself calling it off with new one and trying again in my marriage just for the kid. I am very attached to him and don’t like the idea of messing with his life in any way. But I am worried that path just ends the same but takes longer and causes more damage ultimately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812145)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Talented dull hospital telephone

"My kid isn’t going anywhere." LJL I'm not sure you understand how divorce works, friend. Unless you think you'll be getting sole custody for some reason, he'll be somewhere else 50-95% of the time. Enjoy your weekend together, every other week. Take it from this divorcedmo: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1myi39c/norm_macdonald_divorced_with_kids/

Pregnancy and caring for a baby who is up at all hours are tough. You owe it to your son, your wife, and yourself to make it work. It will likely get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812204)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: milky boistinker

this can't be emphasized enough. i definitely didn't appreciate what it would be like until it was real.

wait until your son meets a kid while playing at your house and you overhear him say, "i don't live here, i'm just visiting," even though you've explained to him that he lives at BOTH your house and mom's house. his home is mom's house. he visits you.

if your wife is a bitch, she will try to turn the kid against you. that's not on you, but it kind of is because you took up with new pussy and left.

the caring for a baby thing is huge. you may not realize that that's driving a wedge between you and your wife, but it is. your marriage was/is fixable...probably. maybe it isn't.

i'm not piling on, nor am i trying to talk you out of this because you're doing it, but trying to brace you for some things that are coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812384)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: 180 orange senate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812960)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring circlehead

The most functional set ups are when the kid stays in the same house and the parents move in when it's their turn to care for the child and out to their own place based on the custody arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813419)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: milky boistinker

does that really happen? seems kind of 180 tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813931)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Shimmering Voyeur Gaping

Lol at any selfish divorcemo inconveniencing themselves like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813941)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Sooty Laughsome State Sound Barrier

The couple who lives down the street from me does this. The kids stayed in the house when they divorced. Both parents got an apartment. They take turns living with in the house with the kids when it is their turn to have custody. Seems pretty expensive, but props to them for taking care of the kids.

Or props to the dad, at any rate. Once the divorce was final, the mom quit her job to become a "writer." I can always tell when it is her turn to be at the house, because whatever dude she is fucking that night will have his car parked in front of her house. In her defense, though, she was a fairly successful small business owner before she quit. It's possible that she was forced to give him a 50% stake in her business so she had no choice but to cash out. But it's also possible that she knew her ex-husband was going to be paying for her life anyway so she saw no reason to continue working. Women are 180.

I'm sure this won't happen to the OP, though. He is very clearly thinking with his head rather than his dick. And I'm sure the judge will understand the need to fuck a subordinate while his wife is pregnant and abandon his family for her, so there is minimal risk of him getting fuck over in the divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49815523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Underhanded carnelian theater stage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813427)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: 180 orange senate round eye

"my kids aren't going anywhere"

wow cr they will be a part of your life forever but i wonder if their relationship with you will be impacted by the fact that you're taking them for granted and treating their lives as an afterthought before they were out of diapers.

"going out to get cigarettes! ill he back in 2050, they'll be fine til then haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812957)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Mauve Razzmatazz Azn Pit

“But I am worried that path just ends the same but takes longer and causes more damage ultimately.”

how fortunate for you that this retardedly selfish and embarrassingly cliche bad idea of yours just so happens to be what’s best for your kid in your no-doubt sober and objective analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812883)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown

“My kid isn’t going anywhere”

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813893)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: flesh business firm clown

Are you prepared for when he likes his new dad better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813897)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: milky boistinker

Don’t jump into that. I immediately tried to knock up cavern pussy when we got together. Thank Christ I didn’t. But I feel like this occurs to people doing what you’re doing. Don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812149)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: milky boistinker

Also, rate your wife’s anus and also your subordinate’s anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812151)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Plum outnumbered sex offender corner

My dad significantly messed mine and my siblings' upbringings by banging the whore he worked with. She became my stepmother and I've never like or trusted her. I'm not saying that will happen to you, but you need to be aware how dangerous this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812892)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: pungent bistre ticket booth marketing idea

So you're saying he could turn his son into a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Plum outnumbered sex offender corner

Yeah, on second thought he should def do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812897)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: indigo insane property

What's your husband's take on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812926)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: 180 orange senate round eye

which dads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49812963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: trip keepsake machete hominid

My ex's dad left the family for some whore and she completely cut him out of her life, so don't assume the kids will forgive you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49813363)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Khaki locale

Your ex?

apple doesn't fall too far from the tree!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856004&forum_id=2...id#49816252)