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OH GOD, OH-
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LJL @ poors
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Amethyst parlour degenerate
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Alcoholic Piazza
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
sinister cerebral pistol quadroon
  08/21/19
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180 location
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
High-end Knife
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Submissive Galvanic Potus Hissy Fit
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
sinister cerebral pistol quadroon
  08/21/19
emergency money
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Exhilarant Ladyboy Skinny Woman
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Hateful insecure spot
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Hateful insecure spot
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You’re poor
cowardly sanctuary boiling water
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
emerald library
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Exhilarant Ladyboy Skinny Woman
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Alcoholic Piazza
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
180 location
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
stimulating well-lubricated office fortuitous meteor
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
topaz supple telephone legal warrant
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Crawly charcoal scourge upon the earth mother
  09/10/21
great thread
arousing mauve alpha jew
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i love men
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
emerald library
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
bisexual multi-colored field clown
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Spruce love of her life ratface

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Submissive Galvanic Potus Hissy Fit

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Amethyst parlour degenerate



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic Piazza

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: sinister cerebral pistol quadroon

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: 180 location



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: High-end Knife

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Submissive Galvanic Potus Hissy Fit

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: sinister cerebral pistol quadroon

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Submissive Galvanic Potus Hissy Fit

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ladyboy Skinny Woman



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Hateful insecure spot



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Hateful insecure spot



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: cowardly sanctuary boiling water

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: emerald library

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ladyboy Skinny Woman



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic Piazza

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: 180 location

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: stimulating well-lubricated office fortuitous meteor

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: topaz supple telephone legal warrant

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Crawly charcoal scourge upon the earth mother

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: arousing mauve alpha jew

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring lay pocket flask



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: arousing mauve alpha jew

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: emerald library

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: bisexual multi-colored field clown

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Magenta useless friendly grandma gaming laptop

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)