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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Charismatic offensive national
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
charcoal useless new version
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Vigorous Area Partner
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
charcoal useless new version
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100%
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FAG
Rusted market people who are hurt
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Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Spectacular friendly grandma
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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vivacious hideous generalized bond
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Charismatic offensive national
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
adventurous gaped set
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Charismatic offensive national
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Lol I guess you had to try
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Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
ungodly startled house double fault
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Charismatic offensive national
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
charcoal useless new version
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Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Charismatic offensive national
  07/14/25
wut
Passionate bull headed bawdyhouse giraffe
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I’m married with kids part?
Charismatic offensive national
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Blathering Athletic Conference
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
aqua buck-toothed church toilet seat
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Milky heady hall electric furnace
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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peach stag film
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
peach stag film
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Charismatic offensive national
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: charcoal useless new version

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Area Partner

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: charcoal useless new version

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: peach stag film

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Rusted market people who are hurt

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Spectacular friendly grandma

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: concupiscible chocolate business firm

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ungodly startled house double fault



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: peach stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: vivacious hideous generalized bond



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Racy tantric kitchen

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Rusted market people who are hurt

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cream exciting milk french chef

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: ungodly startled house double fault

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: charcoal useless new version

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Area Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: charcoal useless new version

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Passionate bull headed bawdyhouse giraffe

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: High-end theater stage faggot firefighter

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: splenetic buff pit incel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: amber galvanic menage mexican



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: zombie-like alpha cumskin



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Fragrant theatre volcanic crater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Comical locus

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: amber galvanic menage mexican

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular friendly grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: white chest-beating international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: vivacious hideous generalized bond



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: silver disturbing dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bateful Ruby Patrolman Reading Party



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome indian lodge cuckold



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: white chest-beating international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach stag film

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: peach stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Claret station main people

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Purple big filthpig space

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Titillating geriatric hell son of senegal

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: aqua buck-toothed church toilet seat

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Milky heady hall electric furnace

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: stimulating corner

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: adulterous razzle tank stain

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz tattoo

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sable contagious yarmulke

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy tantric kitchen

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Grizzly talking puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Rusted market people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: adventurous gaped set



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: peach stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: peach stag film

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Charismatic offensive national

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)