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Do you know any Lawyers that named their pets after Legalese terms?

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Aromatic scarlet idiot theater stage
  11/12/18
Oh sure, my dog is named de minimis curat Rex; got a cat nam...
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
Rex Ipsa
Histrionic Alcoholic Gaming Laptop National
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
and if so how do you plan to murder them
haunting dingle berry plaza
  11/12/18
Sort of. One bro named his dog en-dash.
vivacious alcoholic garrison patrolman
  11/12/18
(HP Lovecraft)
Tripping orchid meetinghouse
  11/12/18
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
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Charismatic Therapy
  07/08/25
Yeah a gay bro I know named his Pomeranian Obergefell
lascivious tan theater mental disorder
  11/12/18
Did he marry it?
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
My dog is called Maxwell hereinafter referred to as Max
Bistre fiercely-loyal pozpig
  11/12/18
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
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big mother base
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jet-lagged kitty
  07/08/25
Goldfish are named the "Goldfishes" and each a &qu...
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
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Charismatic Therapy
  11/12/18
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vigorous den associate
  11/12/18
and together with their respective affiliates, collectively,...
Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
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vigorous den associate
  11/13/18
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Charismatic Therapy
  11/13/18
(I get nervous thinking about loopholes every time I see thi...
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/13/18
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  07/08/25
Know a woman in finance who named her dog EBITDA
Emerald motley gunner useless brakes
  11/12/18
Named my two chill St Bernards “Antonin” and &ld...
gay coldplay fan school cafeteria
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
weird, I named my two English bulldogs "argle" and...
Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate
  11/12/18
My Ninth cat = Inkblot. My pig (fattening to eat) = Intel...
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
Parrot Passu
Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate
  11/12/18
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Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
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Gold Nighttime Juggernaut
  11/12/18
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Tripping orchid meetinghouse
  11/13/18
Named my pet monkey Loving.
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
and my cat Meowtatis Meowtandis
Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate
  11/12/18
Uberrima Fido, my dog.
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
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Magenta Deer Antler Field
  07/08/25
Not flame: mark geragos (trial lawyer for Scott Peterson) ha...
lascivious tan theater mental disorder
  11/12/18
Lol
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
I had a golden retriever named Riparian. He was the best.
sticky wagecucks
  11/12/18
Wife got him in the divorce. She got Rip--man fuck this joke...
Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/18
The most insufferable shitlib woman I ever worked with named...
Spruce violent striped hyena
  11/13/18
Jfc
Tripping orchid meetinghouse
  11/13/18
fedsoc dweeb from my ls named his dog learned paw
apoplectic personal credit line
  11/13/18
great thread.
Charismatic Therapy
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Date: November 12th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Aromatic scarlet idiot theater stage



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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Oh sure, my dog is named de minimis curat Rex; got a cat named harm within the whiskers.

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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Gaming Laptop National

Rex Ipsa

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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: haunting dingle berry plaza

and if so how do you plan to murder them

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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: vivacious alcoholic garrison patrolman

Sort of.

One bro named his dog en-dash.

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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Tripping orchid meetinghouse

(HP Lovecraft)

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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy



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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: lascivious tan theater mental disorder

Yeah a gay bro I know named his Pomeranian Obergefell

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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Did he marry it?

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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Bistre fiercely-loyal pozpig

My dog is called Maxwell hereinafter referred to as Max

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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: big mother base



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged kitty



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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Goldfish are named the "Goldfishes" and each a "Goldfish."

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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: vigorous den associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220157)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate

and together with their respective affiliates, collectively, "Fish"

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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220553)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:06 AM
Author: vigorous den associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37221936)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Charismatic Therapy



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Date: November 13th, 2018 8:16 AM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

(I get nervous thinking about loopholes every time I see this. What about assigns, indirect or otherwise? What about successors? And is it an affiliate of each and every one, or...)

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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing hospital round eye



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Date: November 12th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Emerald motley gunner useless brakes

Know a woman in finance who named her dog EBITDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37218931)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: gay coldplay fan school cafeteria

Named my two chill St Bernards “Antonin” and “Clarence”

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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate

weird, I named my two English bulldogs "argle" and "bargle"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220184)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

My Ninth cat = Inkblot.

My pig (fattening to eat) = Intellectual Feast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220193)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate

Parrot Passu

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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Gold Nighttime Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220371)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: Tripping orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37221943)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Named my pet monkey Loving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220170)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Cream Soul-stirring Chapel Roommate

and my cat Meowtatis Meowtandis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220238)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Uberrima Fido, my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220254)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Magenta Deer Antler Field



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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: lascivious tan theater mental disorder

Not flame: mark geragos (trial lawyer for Scott Peterson) has a dog named Giglio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220349)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol

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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: sticky wagecucks

I had a golden retriever named Riparian. He was the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220524)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Mustard Talented Hell International Law Enforcement Agency

Wife got him in the divorce. She got Rip--man fuck this joke nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37220534)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: Spruce violent striped hyena

The most insufferable shitlib woman I ever worked with named her chihuahua “Ruth Bader Ginsbark”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37221941)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: Tripping orchid meetinghouse

Jfc

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Date: November 13th, 2018 7:13 AM
Author: apoplectic personal credit line

fedsoc dweeb from my ls named his dog learned paw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#37221956)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Therapy

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4131369&forum_id=2...id#49084805)