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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  09/15/13
explain.
Supple Adulterous Home Hissy Fit
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Exciting Olive Mood
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Racy splenetic knife
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
floppy impressive hunting ground
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Pink mad-dog skullcap
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Topaz Shrine
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
obsidian legal warrant
  09/15/13
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Flushed office roommate
  09/15/13
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Supple Adulterous Home Hissy Fit
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  09/15/13
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blue windowlicker rigpig
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Dashing Organic Girlfriend
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Jet-lagged meetinghouse
  09/15/13
its ok.
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Very tactful galvanic address
  09/25/15
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  12/03/15
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irradiated forum
  12/03/15
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  01/22/16
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poppy reading party pisswyrm
  01/22/16
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blue windowlicker rigpig
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  06/22/16
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irradiated forum
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Bearded curious black woman trailer park
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Bearded curious black woman trailer park
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  05/16/18
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  07/03/19
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Laughsome half-breed
  07/03/19
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  07/30/19
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Iridescent wrinkle turdskin
  02/11/23
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Low-t Appetizing Boltzmann
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Orange french candlestick maker
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Trip Awkward Den
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
buck-toothed hell useless brakes
  02/11/23
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aromatic mischievous parlour haunted graveyard
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Supple Adulterous Home Hissy Fit

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Exciting Olive Mood

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Racy splenetic knife

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: floppy impressive hunting ground

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Pink mad-dog skullcap

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Topaz Shrine

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: obsidian legal warrant

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Flushed office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Supple Adulterous Home Hissy Fit



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Bateful Rebellious Alpha Parlor

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: blue windowlicker rigpig



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Dashing Organic Girlfriend

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged meetinghouse

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Very tactful galvanic address

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: irradiated forum

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: poppy reading party pisswyrm



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: blue windowlicker rigpig



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: irradiated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Bearded curious black woman trailer park

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Bearded curious black woman trailer park

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Laughsome half-breed

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Low-t Appetizing Boltzmann

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Orange french candlestick maker

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Trip Awkward Den

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed hell useless brakes

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: aromatic mischievous parlour haunted graveyard



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Iridescent wrinkle turdskin

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