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Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  07/02/19
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Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  07/21/19
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Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
indigo brethren faggotry
  12/20/20
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learning disabled travel guidebook
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Fishy titillating location
  08/21/19
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Sticky dashing famous landscape painting
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Aquamarine goyim state
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Honey-headed insanely creepy locale cuckold
  08/21/19
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concupiscible native gaming laptop
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Chocolate motley trailer park
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Fishy titillating location
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Honey-headed insanely creepy locale cuckold
  08/21/19
emergency money
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saffron multi-billionaire parlor
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saffron multi-billionaire parlor
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hehe
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indigo brethren faggotry
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You’re poor
sapphire nowag mediation
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
spectacular turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug
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cerise box office mad-dog skullcap
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Aquamarine goyim state
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
concupiscible native gaming laptop
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
floppy sandwich
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
azure kitty cat resort
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
cobalt diverse meetinghouse
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great thread
Fragrant painfully honest lodge
  09/10/21
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Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  04/10/23
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learning disabled travel guidebook
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i love men
Fragrant painfully honest lodge
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
spectacular turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
stirring gas station
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
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[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: indigo brethren faggotry

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: learning disabled travel guidebook



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Fishy titillating location

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Sticky dashing famous landscape painting



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Aquamarine goyim state

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed insanely creepy locale cuckold

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: concupiscible native gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Chocolate motley trailer park

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Fishy titillating location

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed insanely creepy locale cuckold

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Fishy titillating location

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: cerise box office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: saffron multi-billionaire parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: saffron multi-billionaire parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Seedy adulterous french chef address

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: indigo brethren faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: sapphire nowag mediation

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: cerise box office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine goyim state

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: concupiscible native gaming laptop

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: floppy sandwich

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: azure kitty cat resort

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: cobalt diverse meetinghouse

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Fragrant painfully honest lodge

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: learning disabled travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Fragrant painfully honest lodge

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise hissy fit antidepressant drug

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: stirring gas station

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Boistinker Prole

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49430061)