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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Curious Cyan Hominid Double Fault
  07/10/13
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tripping sex offender
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sick property
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Histrionic cuckold death wish
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Excitant National Sweet Tailpipe
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/24/14
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peach idea he suggested parlor
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Excitant National Sweet Tailpipe
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Glittery shimmering milk
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/25/14
180
Aqua athletic conference
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
peach idea he suggested parlor
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Aqua athletic conference
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Sickened giraffe
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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peach idea he suggested parlor
  11/14/14
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peach idea he suggested parlor
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territorial wild station roommate
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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peach idea he suggested parlor
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Curious Cyan Hominid Double Fault

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: tripping sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: sick property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Histrionic cuckold death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Excitant National Sweet Tailpipe

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Excitant National Sweet Tailpipe

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Glittery shimmering milk

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Aqua athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Aqua athletic conference

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Sickened giraffe

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed flushed cumskin nowag

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Floppy crackhouse

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: territorial wild station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Costumed Swashbuckling Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Orange provocative mental disorder stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: frisky salmon party of the first part

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Orange provocative mental disorder stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Costumed Swashbuckling Kitty Cat

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Flickering sticky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: fuchsia range community account

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful really tough guy locus

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: diverse bawdyhouse philosopher-king

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: carmine indirect expression

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Fragrant dead church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: idiotic hairraiser boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: diverse bawdyhouse philosopher-king

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed juggernaut meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Topaz Haunted Graveyard Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Fragrant dead church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Fragrant dead church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2...id#49331937)